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tearinghair

Norton Security

Have just clicked on the Norton icon on my desktop and it shows 'your computer is at risk and needs to be checked for viruses - scan now'. I don't trust anything these days - is this genuine? It all...
11:40 Fri 16th Feb 20185 answers, last by tearinghair 16:38 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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naomi24

'i'll Be Muslim Too' Chant Liverpool Fans

I’ve always considered those overly obsessed with football to be bonkers, but this takes the biscuit! More useful idiots!...
09:55 Fri 16th Feb 201852 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:06 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. It's all peaceful outside, I hope it stays that way. I've got Cotswold Boatmobility AGM this afternoon, an event at the hospice tonight. I'm looking forward to that one. Apart from that I've...
05:49 Fri 16th Feb 201894 answers, last by murraymints 10:05 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Lipstick!

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. Ahhh bliss!!...
07:35 Fri 16th Feb 201810 answers, last by marval 00:07 Sat 17th Feb 2018
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-SharonA-

Impressionist Painting

I bought an impressionist painting of some flowers yesterday. When I got it home, the cat scratched it. I am trying to resell it as a Clawed Monet!!!!...
19:43 Thu 15th Feb 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 12:39 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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jennyjoan

Oven Cleaner

Well truly didn't realise that my oven was bad as I have a double oven and maybe have used the bottom about 5 times. Bought 2 packs of oven cleaner from Poundland £1 each. My god absolutely fabulous...
13:15 Thu 15th Feb 201816 answers, last by EcclesCake 20:35 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Tilly2

This Made Me Laugh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-china-43079082/a-botched-burglary-in-china-with-unexpected-results...
19:06 Thu 15th Feb 201823 answers, last by Eleena 05:36 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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chrissa1

Unblocking My Shower

I have just tried to make my shower drain quicker by spending £1.25 on a drain cleaner. It helped a bit but is still draining, slowly. My question: when I removed the swivel hair catcher thing I...
17:42 Thu 15th Feb 201823 answers, last by chrissa1 18:34 Sun 18th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Her Chocolate!

My girlfriend asked me, "Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?" "No, don't be silly" I replied, "I ate it on the sofa."...
09:55 Thu 15th Feb 201816 answers, last by marval 20:58 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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NoMercy

What's For Dinner Tonight?

We're having fillet of salmon, feta and walnut salad with balsamic glaze and baked potato. What's cooking at yours?...
15:42 Thu 15th Feb 201846 answers, last by woofgang 19:52 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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1ozzy

I Own A Pencil..

.. That was once owned by William Shakespeare. He chewed the end of this pencil so much I now don't know if it's 2b or not 2b....
03:35 Wed 14th Feb 201816 answers, last by Voltage 15:06 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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spathiphyllum

Is Putting The Bins Out A Mans Job?

Are there any domestic jobs that are clearly for men and women to do? IE, hoovering, ironing? Obviously both are capable of any task.... But should the men put the bins out in the cold evenings?...
13:10 Thu 15th Feb 201860 answers, last by tonyav 22:08 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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fender62

Flight From Hell

i would not want to be in front or behind or on the side, during this flight...watch the video http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5391341/Passenger-films-toddlers-eight-hour-tantrum-flight.html...
00:40 Thu 15th Feb 201890 answers, last by zebo 10:01 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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albaqwerty

Commentators

I'm glad I'm not one. Watching the Winter Olympics on Saturday morning, one said 'he's in his stripseam' A different sport, different commentator, 'well, that's good, he's gapped the bridge' Poor...
11:50 Wed 14th Feb 201811 answers, last by MargoTester 13:25 Wed 14th Feb 2018
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Islay

Mil Cancelling Holiday

We agreed to take MIL away to Brugge for her 80th so that she can spend 'one last birthday with her family'! We have booked the ferries and eurotunnel and hotels and paid a lot of money upfront to get...
12:14 Wed 14th Feb 201870 answers, last by Peter Pedant 22:02 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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AnkolsisZ

Coke Or Pepsi

If you can drink Coke or Pepsi what will it be??? Mine is Coke if you wanna know ( ͡° ͟ʖ ͡° )...
02:07 Wed 14th Feb 201831 answers, last by Bazile 12:38 Wed 14th Feb 2018
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NoMercy

Happy Valentine's Day

Anyone doing anything nice today? Any romantic stories to tell? 21 years ago today I sailed round the Grenadines and Tobago Quays on the Ship that was later used in The Pirates of the Caribbean. We...
08:55 Wed 14th Feb 2018101 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:51 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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spathiphyllum

Pancake Day Schedule:

Pancake Day Schedule: - Wake up - See if Father Pancake has been - Open all your pancakes - Cook Pancake Lunch - Watch Queen’s Pancake - Fall asleep for a bit - Watch a pancake film - Make sandwich...
11:42 Tue 13th Feb 20187 answers, last by spathiphyllum 17:16 Tue 13th Feb 2018
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spathiphyllum

If Anyone...

If anyone else makes a bad joke about 'tossing' on Pancake Day, I will batter them.
11:40 Tue 13th Feb 201812 answers, last by Spicerack 20:32 Wed 14th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Pancake Day!

I said to the wife today is pancake day. "Oh she said I'll make some" 30 mins later 4 burnt to a sizzle pancakes are dished up to me! "Do you expect me to eat this crepe"! I said!!...
06:50 Tue 13th Feb 20189 answers, last by spathiphyllum 11:39 Tue 13th Feb 2018

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