Thursday. It's lashing down outside. I hope it stops before I go out. I'm picking up the wee white tornado at eight, my friends are due at about nine, but knowing them it will be ten! :o} Whenever, it...
A gentleman walked briskly into the chemist. He strode over to the pharmacist and said, "I would like a box of Sex-Lax." The pharmacist smiled and replied, "You must mean Ex-Lax." "No," the man...
to anyone I may have snapped at or been a smart-mouth to. I've been ill, but there's lots of poorly people on here who manage without causing offence, so that's no excuse. :( Sorry.x x Baths x x x...
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that...
in control panel display, where you can change your font sizes for addresses, title, & menu bars. It was a box near the bottom of the display/change settings, which has about 5 different title slots,...
After all the excitement, delicious food, friends and family, Christmas for me is a really wonderful and magical time of year. Now that it's over, I thin I have a case of the Christmas blues, if such...