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Are You Interested Enough To Sign This?

Hospital Car Parking Rip Off, mirror.co.uk hospital parking In one way or another you must have visited a hospital & paid these RIP OFF Prices, as I said on a previous post that got slandered, this...
08:14 Fri 29th Dec 2017142 answers, last by Mamyalynne 17:55 Fri 29th Dec 2017
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marval

What Does It Say?

A lady sees some Chinese characters on a Chinese menu. She likes them, so she goes home and makes a shirt with the symbols on it. A week later, she bumps into a Chinese man. The man looks at her and...
18:19 Thu 28th Dec 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:23 Fri 29th Dec 2017
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Patsy33

Lovely Pub.

My friend took me to a lovely, quaint little pub today. I said, "I feel as though I've been here before. What's it called?" "Déjà vu" he replied.......
15:43 Thu 28th Dec 201710 answers, last by zebo 19:07 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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Jennykenny

Chest Infection.

Have had a chest infection for eight days now. Doctor says no to antibiotics. Pharmacist has recommended some things which are helping, decongestant etc, but the problem persists. I’m coughing up...
16:10 Thu 28th Dec 201721 answers, last by Jennykenny 18:42 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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Voltage

100 Years Ago

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned....
13:15 Thu 28th Dec 20174 answers, last by jno 14:47 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Doncaster Area?

Morning all House hunting begins in January looking at Lincolnshire and also south Yorkshire. Have already looked around Lincolnshire but not around say a 20 mile radius of Doncaster ..have seen a...
11:26 Thu 28th Dec 20173 answers, last by Voltage 11:50 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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zabado

Sexy.

My wife said "why don't you go out and buy something that makes me look sexy. So I went out and bought myself eight pints of lager....
10:58 Thu 28th Dec 20174 answers, last by Jahulaye 16:02 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Cavemen

How did cavemen meet cavewomen? They went out clubbing....
09:38 Thu 28th Dec 20173 answers, last by murraymints 09:46 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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TWR

Hello All Have You Lot Recovered?

now back to normal are you glad it's all over?
20:27 Wed 27th Dec 201737 answers, last by hereIam 17:40 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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Shaglene

Counselling...............

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they ever had in the years they had been...
15:51 Wed 27th Dec 20173 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:56 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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marval

Jean-Luc Picard

When Jean-Luc Picard had some spare time from the Starship Enterprise, he enjoyed working on his little farm. Some of the equipment was old and poorly maintained. He had huge problems getting the seed...
17:05 Wed 27th Dec 20175 answers, last by aelmpvw 09:47 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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Shaglene

Two Women.............

Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said 'white' they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were those J Hovis Witnesses....
15:16 Wed 27th Dec 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 21:13 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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Shaglene

This Could Be Us Someday....... (Maybe Sooner Than We Think!)

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help...
15:10 Wed 27th Dec 20171 answer, last by Voltage 15:13 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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Voltage

My Neighbour

My neighbour came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line. I can tell you I nearly peed her pants....
12:56 Tue 26th Dec 20175 answers, last by JJ109 13:22 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Newcastle Brown Ale

I got a can of Newcastle Brown Ale stuck in my foot. It's an ingrowing toon ale....
18:23 Tue 26th Dec 20175 answers, last by Jackdaw33 18:40 Tue 26th Dec 2017
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lobell

What's Your Tipple ( Alcoholic Or Soft Drinks )

1. US Dollar's ( slang ) effervescent (5/4) 2. Get soothed below Enniskillen perhaps (8/7) 3. Frozen 7th note (4/3)...
13:36 Tue 26th Dec 20175 answers, last by lobell 13:59 Tue 26th Dec 2017
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melv16

Knock,knock,knock,knock,knock,knock.

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10:29 Mon 25th Dec 201710 answers, last by dannyk13 16:15 Mon 25th Dec 2017
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Patsy33

I Just

I just blew the sugar off my donut. Dieting is so hard....
20:40 Sat 23rd Dec 201710 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:25 Sun 24th Dec 2017
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237SJ

Grim Christmas Days

What's the most grim Christmas Day that you have ever had? I remember when I left home and was house sharing with three colleagues who had all gone home for Christmas because their families were not...
21:20 Sat 23rd Dec 201761 answers, last by Hazi-Hammenuhoth 21:24 Sun 24th Dec 2017
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marval

I Was

I was engaged once. To a contortionist. But she broke it off....
18:51 Sat 23rd Dec 20175 answers, last by sunny-dave 20:35 Sat 23rd Dec 2017

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