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Which Actor / Actress Should Play You In Your Biopic?

I'd settle for Bill Nighy I think ... .. what about you?...

I Need Your Advice Please ......

Just in time for Xmas, I've been offered 8 legs of venison for 40 quid. Do you reckon it's two deer???? Okay ... I'll grab my coat now ......

Voltage

My Wife!!

The wife said my penis reminded her of a supermarket. I said "because it's well stocked and supplies your every need?" She replied "No because its Lidl"...

Chipchopper

A Mexican firefighter, while on duty received an urgent phone call from the maternity unit of his local hospital. The midwife informed him he was the father of a beautiful, bouncing baby boy and we've...

EDDIE51

Ebay Contact Details?

I listed an item on eBay as collection only , it was a chair. A potential buyer asked to come and look at it, so I gave them my address and phone no on eBay messages. Now eBay say I have violated...

Patsy33

Boat Builder

A boat builder is showing his son part of the timber store and says, "Son, one day this will all be oars"...

Voltage

Diamonds !

My wife just told me she doesn't care what she gets for Christmas this year! "Just make sure it's got diamonds in it" she said. A pack of playing cards it is then....

Patsy33

My Dad

My dad always told me, “don’t be too quick to find faults”, good man, terrible geologist....

Eleena

What Do You Have As Your Wallpaper On Your Screen?

I found this old print of Manchester....

spathiphyllum

What Do People Do To Help Insomnia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHVJVQzHv5Q...

TWR

Are You A Christmas Person?

Do you enjoy all the hype, or do you think it's getting out of hand with the costs?

Zvictorone

Colours Quiz

1. You mark time here (9) 2. The Whirlwind (5,5) 3. Where to seek the little people (3,7,4) 4. Does this grow for the rich fisherman (6,3)...

Shaglene

Amazing Exercise For People Over 60

AMAZING EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your...

Patsy33

Eggs

I was delivering a box of 144 eggs this morning. Unfortunately, I slipped and all the eggs smashed on the ground. It was a gross mess!

Voltage

Xmas Party

i was working the bar at our works xmas party last night, and i thought to myself The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is...

jakep

Board Games For Two

Have just found out that's it's just the two of us at home on 25th. I'm looking for recommendations for board games that work well for two people please. We have the usual Snakes & Ladders, Ludo,...