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Shaglene

A Few One Liners............

I wouldn’t say they were posh, but the toilet coughed before it flushed. I wouldn’t say my wife’s ugly, but the milkman flirts with me. When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn’t...
12:20 Sun 10th Dec 20174 answers, last by marval 23:03 Sun 10th Dec 2017
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NoMercy

Famous People On The Map

Especially for Talbot... Miley Cyprus Frank(furt) Bruno Greece Witherspoon Take it away......
15:00 Sun 10th Dec 2017235 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:29 Mon 11th Dec 2017
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EDDIE51

How Many Inches Have You Had?

Snow that is....
10:58 Sun 10th Dec 201766 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:46 Sun 10th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Solar Eclipse

I was told that you could view a solar eclipse through a colander? I tried it and ended up straining my eyes....
10:25 Sun 10th Dec 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 16:30 Sun 10th Dec 2017
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Tilly2

Have You Got Your Thermals On?

I have.
20:12 Sat 09th Dec 201746 answers, last by tonyav 23:57 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Patsy33

My Mate

My mate told me a fish jumped out of the sea and slapped him in the face, that's got to be codswallop!...
19:44 Sat 09th Dec 201711 answers, last by Shaglene 11:37 Sun 10th Dec 2017
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NoMercy

What's On The Menu Tonight?

After prepping all day for a roast dinner I wanted something simple but tasty so we're having BLTCs (the classic BLT with the addition of juicy chicken from the slow cooker) with chunky chips cooked...
18:06 Sat 09th Dec 201741 answers, last by Togo 20:33 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Just Got In!!

Came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone!.. What sort of sick person does that to someone's advent calendar?...
14:01 Sat 09th Dec 20175 answers, last by Fanriffic 22:10 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Death By A Golf Club!

Police are called to a home to fins man standing over the lifeless body of a woman with a five iron in his hand. The police ask, "is that your wife?" "Yes" says the man. "Did you kill her with that...
12:12 Sat 09th Dec 201714 answers, last by Patsy33 18:18 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Food Colouring

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. Ive just been to The doctors he says I'm OK, but I feel like Im dying!
14:08 Fri 08th Dec 201712 answers, last by Voltage 10:30 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Tee-Shirt.

i just followed a guy riding on a motorcycle who was wearing a tee-shirt. The back of his shirt says, "If you can read this the wife must of fell off."...
14:08 Thu 07th Dec 201711 answers, last by marval 19:02 Thu 07th Dec 2017
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Mamyalynne

Christmas Earworm ♫

Something just said elsewhere pinged this in my memory banks, am sure it's been posted before but still fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZt6eU5REN8...
13:58 Thu 07th Dec 201711 answers, last by Mamyalynne 18:09 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Hopkirk

Snooker Uk Competition

Is this the competition that usually happens at The Crucible?
14:07 Thu 07th Dec 20175 answers, last by Voltage 14:12 Thu 07th Dec 2017
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fruitsalad

Mot Query

If I take my car for an MOT on the 18 Dec but it doesn't officially run out until the 15 Jan and it fails when will it have to be retested by?
18:33 Wed 06th Dec 201726 answers, last by fruitsalad 19:54 Thu 07th Dec 2017
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10ClarionSt

The World Cup Draw

All the media are scaremongering and trying to frighten everyone out of their wits about which teams will be drawn in Englands' group. The fact is that England aren't good enough to win the World Cup....
13:34 Fri 01st Dec 201720 answers, last by Bazile 18:37 Wed 06th Dec 2017
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slinky.kate

Name A Song About Water

Lets have some fun;name any songs about water,I will start you off Singing in the rain cry me a river moon river Splish Splash...
17:26 Wed 06th Dec 201796 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:52 Thu 07th Dec 2017
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Voltage

My Friend!

One of my friends is a really stubborn hardcore raver. She keeps trying to make me rave with her! She just won’t techno for an answer....
07:46 Wed 06th Dec 20174 answers, last by Togo 17:15 Wed 06th Dec 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. Is it finished yet? Nah. I'm out today, so it should be finished tomorrow. I've said that before though, haven't I! Im taking my lovely friend to the Helicopter Museum at Weston-super-Mare...
05:49 Wed 06th Dec 2017138 answers, last by albaqwerty 09:38 Wed 06th Dec 2017
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weecalf

Awful Christmas Jokes

The punnier the better I bought a box of 6 pies ,it said on the box best ever I was not conminced they were ....
20:56 Tue 05th Dec 201715 answers, last by marval 19:19 Wed 06th Dec 2017
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Zemblanity

Name Something Beautiful!

I know I've posted 3 questions in a short time, but I swear they are all important for my project! it would be wonderful if I could see a few things each of you think is beautiful! it could be...
14:42 Tue 05th Dec 201738 answers, last by -Talbot- 11:34 Wed 06th Dec 2017

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