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Did You Know That?

Dyslexic IT technicians wait ages for a USB, then three come along at once.
13:14 Tue 05th Dec 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 21:52 Tue 05th Dec 2017
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Zemblanity

What Does Beauty Mean To You?

it would be wonderful if I could get a few different answer as to what makes someone beautiful/what beauty means to you. I am working on a project and would love to hear your thoughts!
14:30 Tue 05th Dec 201710 answers, last by tomasjast 11:59 Fri 12th Jan 2018
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Voltage

My Dog!

My dog is named Minton. Today he ate a shuttlecock. Bad Minton!...
06:56 Tue 05th Dec 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 13:21 Tue 05th Dec 2017
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Shaglene

Sports Entrants...............

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish,...
14:54 Mon 04th Dec 20171 answer, last by Voltage 15:25 Mon 04th Dec 2017
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ChillDoubt

The Ashes, 2Nd Test, Day 3

Rather depressingly I have to report that on the most crucial day in the whole Ashes series(yes, it really is, even though it's only the second Test) England have given away 2 early wickets via...
04:55 Mon 04th Dec 201713 answers, last by jim360 13:15 Tue 05th Dec 2017
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Voltage

At The Door!

The dog is barking at the backdoor and the wife is yelling at the front door. Who do you let in first? The dog, because he’ll shut up when he comes in....
07:02 Mon 04th Dec 20176 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:52 Mon 04th Dec 2017
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Chipchopper

Bum Note

I wanted to date someone with no strings attached but I think she was a lyre....
18:23 Sun 03rd Dec 201712 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:44 Sun 03rd Dec 2017
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Voltage

In A Band!

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We’re a cover band....
16:44 Sun 03rd Dec 201717 answers, last by Chipchopper 00:12 Mon 04th Dec 2017
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DTCwordfan

The Devout Catholic Woman

One to get Minty going on her Hail Marys.... Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her...
20:14 Fri 01st Dec 20172 answers, last by marval 22:24 Fri 01st Dec 2017
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sunny-dave

World Cup Draw

The complete World Cup draw! Group A Russia, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Uruguay Group B Portugal, Spain, Morocco, Iran Group C France, Australia, Peru, Denmark Group D Argentina, Iceland, Croatia, Nigeria...
16:58 Fri 01st Dec 20178 answers, last by tonyav 01:44 Sat 02nd Dec 2017
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mikey4444

Men Wearing Shorts

I have just been shopping, dressed up as Polar explorer....john johns, fleecy trousers, fleecy top, my winter mountain jacket, and a woolly hat, and I was just about OK. And yet my Postman is still...
14:06 Fri 01st Dec 201721 answers, last by Voltage 14:44 Fri 01st Dec 2017
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Chipchopper

Porky Tales

I was reading a book on pig anatomy the other day. It all seemed pretty straightforward to begin with, until I got near the end. Then there was a strange twist in the tale....
20:49 Thu 30th Nov 20175 answers, last by Voltage 22:02 Thu 30th Nov 2017
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murraymints

Happy Birthday 1Ozzy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FRIEND XXX...
06:59 Wed 29th Nov 201730 answers, last by tonyav 23:15 Wed 29th Nov 2017
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ChillDoubt

S P O T Y - Your Choices?

Must admit I've not heard of 3 of the contenders for Sports Personally of the Year but hey-ho. Anyone actually going to bother voting? My love of cycling is renowned on here but that aside I'd still...
11:32 Tue 28th Nov 201711 answers, last by Stephen_G 19:32 Wed 29th Nov 2017
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Just-Jude

American Made.

Do you think the Royal Family are really that happy about Harry's choice of future wife, or are they putting a brave face on it? Meghan is a Cherokee Indian and spent her childhood on a reservation, a...
15:03 Tue 28th Nov 201753 answers, last by tonyav 22:51 Tue 28th Nov 2017
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emmie

Do You Turn Off Your Mobile At Night

looks like i might have to as woke again to the trill of the mobile going off at 3am with a text message from sainburys. Wasn't best pleased to say the least....
14:31 Mon 27th Nov 201751 answers, last by cassa333 07:42 Tue 28th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Trip To Egypt!

My wife just asked me, “When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?” I said "you're having a laugh it'll take ages to get there on a camel!”...
14:53 Mon 27th Nov 201713 answers, last by -Talbot- 23:28 Mon 27th Nov 2017
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Jahulaye

To Look After Our Elderly In Winter

Wouldn’t it be a great idea if the government gave the elderly extra money as part of the “heating allowance to buy sleeping bags, scarves, thermals and ski suits in case of boiler failure....
19:10 Sat 25th Nov 201768 answers, last by hereIam 17:03 Sun 26th Nov 2017
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marval

What Did He Ask?

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear? "She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband...
22:22 Fri 24th Nov 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 13:11 Sat 25th Nov 2017
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sp1814

Black Friday

What are your thoughts on this brand new annual event? Is it: a) a great way of picking up bargains before Christmas b) a cynical exploitation of the gullible c) a sad import from the U.S. like the...
16:47 Fri 24th Nov 201747 answers, last by gulliver1 12:25 Sat 25th Nov 2017

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