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seekeerz

The Km Links Game - November Week 3

Good morning, belatedly, everyone - I'm finally here for the lift off, having had a rather busy couple of days with the odd visiting family member and the usual comings and goings that go with that...
05:01 Sat 18th Nov 201770 answers, last by brizzer 23:23 Sun 10th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Rear View Mirror !

best thing i ever did was to take the rear view mirror out of the car, and since then.. I’ve never looked back....
13:27 Sat 18th Nov 20174 answers, last by marval 15:11 Sat 18th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Went Fishing.

My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing. He caught all sorts!...
10:13 Sat 18th Nov 20177 answers, last by WilliamLaros 09:40 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Wife On Pc!

My wife was on her pc earlier she called me over "theres music coming out of the printer" she said It's only the paper jamming again I said!...
20:32 Fri 17th Nov 20176 answers, last by Zacs-Master 13:10 Sat 18th Nov 2017
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-SharonA-

Can You Help Me With My Bra???

I usually get measured for my bras at Marks but my last nearest branch closed down. I need to get a size bigger, so if I wear a size 36C, do I go for a 36D or a 38C??? It is both across the back and...
19:03 Fri 17th Nov 201747 answers, last by -SharonA- 23:28 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Patsy33

I've Got

I've got a new job with 500 people under me, cutting the grass at the cemetery....
18:19 Fri 17th Nov 201720 answers, last by Shaglene 20:52 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Madness?

What's the first sign of madness? Suggs walking up your driveway.......
16:17 Fri 17th Nov 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 17:55 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Trousers!

Why should you always get your wife to buy trousers for you? Because chinos what’s best....
08:50 Fri 17th Nov 201713 answers, last by Shaglene 17:05 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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NoMercy

Topside Of Beef

How would you cook yours? I've cooked it a few times but it's always tasted a bit chewy and I'm not a fan of having to chew food for ages. Ideally I'd like it medium rare (medium at a push). Let's say...
10:50 Fri 17th Nov 201714 answers, last by NoMercy 13:36 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Barmaid

Feeling Murderous

I need to wake up slowly in the morning. I also HATE being tickled. So if I am woken up by being tickled, this is going to make me feel murderous. FOR AGES. I know its only fun, but it really does...
11:05 Fri 17th Nov 201745 answers, last by pastafreak 22:13 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Theland

Where Does Moral Authority Come From If Not From God?

There can be no objective moral authority without God. Without God, what passes for morality becomes purely subjective and chaotic.How does an atheist identify what is moral authority?...
05:02 Tue 14th Nov 2017101 answers, last by Theland 05:48 Tue 28th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Orange Juice!

I called my dad from the shop saying I’d forgotten what orange juice he asked for? “Concentrate” he said, but I still couldn’t remember!...
22:01 Thu 16th Nov 201726 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:38 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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NoMercy

Pointless Foods

I'm not talking about foods you hate (swede, marmite or curry) or things that make you shudder (octopus, brains or tripe), but rather foods that are utterly tasteless, boring and serve no discernible...
20:26 Thu 16th Nov 201768 answers, last by alex978444 11:59 Wed 03rd Jan 2024
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Voltage

Museum

My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me! I want to say hello but there's just too much history between us....
18:18 Thu 16th Nov 201737 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:39 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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Barmaid

Christmas Tips

Do you tip or provide gifts at Christmas for various services? eg, now I live in rural utopia (ie the back end of beyond) I've got to know my regular postman really well. We always have a chat, and he...
16:22 Thu 16th Nov 201746 answers, last by yogi-bear 00:02 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Bazile

Break Time

I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich...
16:22 Thu 16th Nov 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 16:49 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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emmie

Mobile Phone Not Charging

been having this problem for months, sometimes it will charge to 100 percent. then like now only 45 percent and its been on for hours. is there anything to be done or do i buy another phone....
16:12 Thu 16th Nov 201725 answers, last by dance2trance 08:36 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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Shaglene

How Yodelling Began.............

Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went...
15:33 Thu 16th Nov 20174 answers, last by marval 18:57 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Quasimodo !

Quasimodo was running down the street chased by a group of kids. He said, ‘For the last time, I haven’t got your football.’...
14:56 Thu 16th Nov 20179 answers, last by Voltage 15:50 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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Barmaid

The Christmas Dinner Thread

Yes, I know its only November, but if I have half a chance of being ready on time this year, I have to start thinking about it now. Christmas Day my brother and his gf are entertaining us all to...
14:41 Thu 16th Nov 201767 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:55 Thu 16th Nov 2017

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