A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window. After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive...
A Frenchman ordered one egg on toast for his breakfast.
The waitress later came to his table and asked "are you sure that will that be sufficient sir ?.
"Yes, thats enoeuf" He replied....
Won’t you join our Common Market?’ said the spider to the fly, It really is a winner and the cost is not too high’ ‘I know De Gaulle said ’’ Non’’, but he hadn’t got a clue, ‘We...
Went shopping in Morrisons. OH spotted their curry. It is advertised as the hottest curry on the market. It's called a volcanic curry. Well he ate it tonight. What a performance. He coughed, sneezed,...
A Glaswegian took his wife to the local A&E, she had two black-eyes and a broken arm. The doctor asked ‘What had happened to her?’ The husband replied that ‘She was going through the change.’...
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY...
I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction.
My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'
they threw me out!...
Now, don't make this post about me because it is made for you folks! If you do not have a guilty pleasure, just say so or don't answer. Otherwise, don't feel scare to share your guilty pleasure(s)...
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a...
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her!" So,...
For buses, I use this site http://www.londonbusroutes.net/routes.htm Is there an equivalent site for trains lines? I am trying to get somewhere in December and I have to keep trying different stations...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-41988545/should-healthcare-be-rationed-for-patients-who-smoke-or-are-obese On the basis that more or less any sort of health care need can be put down as "self...