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DSJ

Words I Hate.

Words that I hate are:- Celebrity Selfie Brexit Strictly What are your pet hates?...

Patsy33

A Tip

A tip for the big horse race this afternoon There's a 50/1 outsider called Creosote. It's good over fences....

ToraToraTora

France V New Zealand

anyone know if it's on TV anywhere? Can't find it.

Caran

What Would You Do?

Went to local co-op today. One of the fridges was broken. An engineer was working on it. There was the worst case of builders bum I have ever seen. Almost showing the maximum. I was tempted to say...

Patsy33

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the lonely pyromaniac?, he's still looking for the perfect match....

3dfx

Yo, people. I need a little help here. I'm deseprately trying to find a certain female singer whose name I cannot remember, neither do I know the name of any of her songs anymore. I swear I've googled...

Voltage

"what's Your Name?"

"What's your name?" "Dave feckin Smith" "Do you suffer from Tourette's, Dave?" "No, but the Vicar at my Christening did."...

Voltage

Pretzels

I can’t believe Pretzels are knot bread....

anotheoldgit

Former House Of Commons Bar Manager Claims Up To 30 Mps Hounded Her For Sex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5064221/Ex-Parliament-bar-manager-claims-MPs-hounded-sex.html Now I wonder why that could be?...

Patsy33

People Who

“People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.”...

Voltage

Chef!

I said to the waiter "is the chef a clown" "Why do you ask that sir" "Because this food tastes funny"...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's dry and calm this morning. Not as cold as yesterday. It was interesting in Cirencester yesterday. The 'parish church' is a cathedral! A beautiful building. I'been to Cirencester many...

Voltage

Working In A Factory!

I'm working in a factory that makes straws. This job sucks!!...

Shaglene

Staying The Night....................

A blonde goes over to visit one of her friends. While she is at her friend’s house it starts to rain, so her friend suggests she spend the night at her house and go home the next day. The blonde...

Shaglene

Deodorant..............

A man walks into a supermarket one day. The assistant comes up to him and says 'How can I help you Sir?' The man says 'I'm looking for a deodorant'. The assistant says to him 'Ball or aerosol ?' And...

Voltage

Abcdefghijk!!

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you,...

Patsy33