A wee Clydeside man, who has worked in the shipyards all his life, wins on the Lotto and decides to do something they could never have dreamed of doing - take a trip on one of the ships he helped...
Murphy's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at...
Friday. Another weekend beckons. The moon is shining so bright it's almost like daylight here. I've been up for over an hour, couldn't get back to sleep, so got up and went for a wee walk down the...
My mate somehow got a vacuum cleaner hose stuck up his rear end!. When I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, they told me he was picking up nicely.
Was doing some chainsaw work on his property, stopped about half way thru to take a drink, and accidentally picked up the wrong bottle. Instead of water, he took a big gulp of chainsaw oil, by...
I showed this bird my penis the other night. She said, "that"s small, I thought you said you had at least a foot."I said, "no, I said I had athlete"s foot!"...
Three blokes go to a strip club, two English blokes and a Scottish chap. After being seated at a table near the front, this sexy blonde girl comes over and starts dancing on their table. After a...
A couple were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties, and ravaged...
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears. Bump.... Bump... Bump.... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright...
Mad Mary was whizzing around the mental hospital in her wheelchair when she was stopped by Crazy Carl. “Licence please,” he said, Mary sped off round the corner and bumped into Looney Leon....
Lewis Hamilton clinched his fourth world title at the Mexican Grand Prix despite finishing only ninth after a clash with rival Sebastian Vettel. Hamilton's fourth world title makes him unquestionably...
