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Yesterday Evening!

Yesterday evening I had to change a lightbulb, a bit later on I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar.. My life is a joke....

Voltage

The Job Centre

Went to the job centre yesterday and asked if they had any furniture removal jobs? They told me to “Take a seat.”...

Voltage

Knitting!!

Police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed 6 people. They believe he could be following some kind of pattern....

Chipchopper

I was walking the dog this morning, down a country lane, when a breakdown truck pulled up on the opposite side of the road. The driver wound down his window to ask for directions. He explained he was...

Patsy33

Mum..

"Mum, now that I've turned fourteen, can't I now wear a bra?" "No, Harold!"...

gollob

Can You Still Get Tins Curried Beans Anywhere

morrison's used to bur seemed to have stopped

Patsy33

Waterbed

Got a waterbed to spice up our love life. Doesn’t work, we’ve drifted further apart....

Shaglene

Almost................

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got...

Voltage

‘70S Fever

The doctor recently diagnosed me with ‘70s Fever’ hope it doesn't flare up again!...

tiggerblue10

Stranger Things 1 & 2

Has anyone seen this? My work colleagues recommended it so I binge-watched both seasons last weekend. Absolutely loved it and the child actors are brilliant especially Millie Bobby Brown. Its funny,...

Rtaxron

The Ultimate Riot Vehicle, No Messing About..

Now this would be very handy for the rioters in our City's! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8MK4fNqpkc&feature=share...

Voltage

Little Fizzy Sweets

I used to know how to make those little fizzy sweets last a long time but then I forgot. So I went on a Refresher course!...

weecalf

How Did He Do That

Watching an old Columbo .Columbo was playing darts in a pub ,he needed 66 right .First dart outside the wire ,second dart bounced out of board .Third dart aye you may say but his opponent says to him...

Patsy33

Man In The Moon.

What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? Eclipse it....

-Talbot-

It's Shaping Up To Be A Good Sunday

As above....

vernonk

Nadiya Hussain

Why does she get more publicity / exposure, and products to promote, than other reality show winners, let alone Bake Off winners? Watching her on Jonathan Ross tonight, he and his audience roared with...

loverboy

Connecting Mobile With Lg Tv

I have a Moto g5 plus mobile and a LG smart TV. I want to connect the phone to the TV so that I can Play videos etc from phone onto the TV screen. I am doing this by WI-FI Direct. I have managed to...

Voltage