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Patsy33

My Boss

My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized.
12:24 Tue 21st Nov 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 14:29 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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Theland

The Amazing Bible.

The Bible is truly amazing.Try this. Watch YouTube, "Sevens In The Bible," Chuck Missler.Take the challenge. What do you think?...
05:12 Mon 20th Nov 201741 answers, last by naomi24 09:39 Mon 27th Nov 2017
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Patsy33

I Stepped

I stepped on snail once as a child. It was my very first crush.
18:31 Mon 20th Nov 201729 answers, last by Patsy33 20:29 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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Voltage

My Girlfriend

My girlfriend is really tiny she has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size. So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm...
19:42 Mon 20th Nov 20179 answers, last by Shaglene 15:14 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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Chipchopper

A Ripe Old Time

I know a farmer who makes tomato puree in an old tin bath tub. He said "I like to fully amerce myself, from my head tomato's"...
18:56 Mon 20th Nov 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 09:43 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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Voltage

Cross-Eyed Burglar!

Police are on the lookout for a cross-eyed burglar! They’ve said “If you see him peering through your window, please warn the people next-door.”...
18:31 Mon 20th Nov 20173 answers, last by Voltage 18:41 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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Bazile

Shiitake

A mushroom walks into a bar during happy hour , sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says,"Why not? I'm a fun guy!"...
14:20 Mon 20th Nov 201711 answers, last by emmie 18:17 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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Voltage

I Know A Bloke

I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery. Sew to speak....
12:51 Mon 20th Nov 201712 answers, last by davegosling 15:34 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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lynbrown

Heavy Cold

I am in the third day of a bad cold, lots of sneezing, drippy nose, aches in back etc. Still eating OK. I should go out today although I can get out of it. What is the best thing to do for my cold?...
11:02 Mon 20th Nov 20178 answers, last by gness 12:56 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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Patsy33

What

What did the thesaurus have for breakfast? A synonym roll......
10:57 Mon 20th Nov 20174 answers, last by marval 16:20 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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nailit

Is This Answerbank Or Dont Answerbank

Just curious here! A lot of 'innocent' answers seem to get removed, hence..dont even bother to answerbank....cuz nobody will ever see them! All a bit pointless really.
21:20 Sun 19th Nov 201716 answers, last by Mamyalynne 21:37 Sun 19th Nov 2017
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Patsy33

Got Caught

Got caught sniffing Tippex the other day. I've been admitted to a correction centre....
21:09 Sun 19th Nov 20179 answers, last by Shaglene 13:02 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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nailit

I Despair At The Human Race

The sooner that its eradicated from the face of this earth the better! We fill the earth with carp, plastics etc, We fill it with poisons like nuclear waste, we all seem to hate each other for...
20:31 Sun 19th Nov 2017105 answers, last by naomi24 10:55 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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galasalmon

Sweet Quiz

Help please, name of sweet with clue bah , bah. Bah. Bah Thank you,...
19:02 Sun 19th Nov 20174 answers, last by galasalmon 19:52 Sun 19th Nov 2017
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petunias

Christian Symbol

Does anybody know what 92 d in daily record crossword 18th November I think first letter is c???????...
18:14 Sun 19th Nov 20178 answers, last by Baldric 18:23 Sun 19th Nov 2017
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Caran

The Weakest Link Tonight.

What on earth is Anne Robinson wearing. Her dress is all askew. She looks very odd.
00:08 Sat 18th Nov 201716 answers, last by Caran 23:49 Sat 18th Nov 2017
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Togo

Saturday Punt 18/11/2017

Some good racing at Cheltenham this afternoon. Have done a horse later on at Uttoxeter that I was told to watch out for last winter. It has had entries and been scratched half a dozen times in the...
12:04 Sat 18th Nov 201717 answers, last by Ken4155 01:35 Sun 19th Nov 2017
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pastafreak

David Cassidy In Coma

...multiple organ failure and dementia. I was never a big fan, but wouldn't wish that on anyone. Sad. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5096197/David-Cassidy-67-coma-organ-failure.html...
21:57 Sat 18th Nov 201723 answers, last by bunkmoreland 03:25 Sun 19th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Have You Noticed?

Men at 26 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed every time you get older your balls gets smaller?...
21:22 Sat 18th Nov 20179 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:16 Sun 19th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Diving Board!

Paddy climbs the diving board for his final dive with a fish in his hand . The official says: “What are you doing with that fish Paddy?” Paddy: “A Triple somersault with pike.”...
19:39 Sat 18th Nov 20176 answers, last by jno 13:45 Sun 19th Nov 2017

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