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Patsy33

Two Eskimos

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
13:06 Mon 06th Nov 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 17:31 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Patsy33

Nurse

Nurse: "We need a stool sample and a urine sample." Man to wife: "What did she say?" Wife to husband: "They want your underwear."...
09:24 Mon 06th Nov 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 17:39 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. It's dry but decidedly chilly this morning, not frosty, but not far off. Going to Wotton today. I'll have a look in the wee museum while I'm there. It's small, but interesting. It's very well...
04:31 Mon 06th Nov 2017188 answers, last by murraymints 09:12 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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angie55

Another Mass Shooting In Usa

At least 20 shot in a church this morning. So sad. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41880511...
22:33 Sun 05th Nov 201784 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:46 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Thieves!

Thieves had broken into my house last night and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty swines!!
07:24 Mon 06th Nov 20177 answers, last by marval 21:44 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Georgiesmum

Loose Tea.

Do any of you still regularly use loose tea, rather than tes bags?...
06:45 Mon 06th Nov 201736 answers, last by Khandro 07:58 Tue 07th Nov 2017
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Voltage

What I Love Doing!

I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything... Trying to pack myself in a small suitcase! I can hardly contain myself....
16:13 Sun 05th Nov 201712 answers, last by Voltage 16:37 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Last Night

What a night i had last night I was kidnapped by a gang of mime artists. They did unspeakable things to me!...
16:28 Sun 05th Nov 20178 answers, last by Bazile 15:32 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Tea Bag?

How long do you leave your teabag in boiling water for when making a single cuppa in a mug or teacup ?...
11:04 Sun 05th Nov 201732 answers, last by Jackdaw33 16:26 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Shaglene

Does It Hurt.............

Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow." Mick says, "I had that done when I was a few days old." Paddy asks, "Does it hurt?" Mick says, "Well I couldn't walk for 18 months..."...
14:10 Sun 05th Nov 20173 answers, last by Voltage 16:17 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Old Friend

"I bumped into an old friend the other day, he told me he had taken a job as a postman. He said it was better than walking the streets."...
09:00 Sun 05th Nov 201725 answers, last by Patsy33 12:13 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Voltage

Swimming Pool!

A bloke knocked on my front door today....said he was collecting for the local swimming pool......so i gave him two buckets of water
19:18 Sat 04th Nov 20174 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:49 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Shaglene

How Much............

Paddy in Whetherspoon: He asks barman, "How much is a pint of lager?" Barman says, "A pint is £2 or a pitcher for £7" Paddy replies, "Give me a pint, feck the photo!"......
16:15 Sat 04th Nov 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 19:27 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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kanwal3017

Business Management

Is a business management degree a good degree to do for a good future?
18:54 Sat 04th Nov 20172 answers, last by Voltage 19:15 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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NoMercy

Fireworks

They're going off like the clappers here. How are your children / pets coping?...
20:51 Fri 03rd Nov 201716 answers, last by ladybirder 23:38 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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TWR

Good Evening All

You all ok?
19:17 Fri 03rd Nov 201749 answers, last by NoMercy 20:47 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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piggynose

Malwarebytes Problems Yet Again!

when i got stuck on the 2nd stage of using it, i removed it. but having problems trying to get the free version, i keep getting the premium version!! is the tick you're supposed to untick shrunk?...
19:51 Fri 03rd Nov 20178 answers, last by piggynose 20:10 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Shaglene

Hooker...............

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession....
16:02 Fri 03rd Nov 20172 answers, last by Voltage 17:37 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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ToraToraTora

Can A Leopard Change Its Spots?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41816588...
15:01 Fri 03rd Nov 201715 answers, last by jourdain2 21:41 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Voltage

Grandma

Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of...
14:35 Fri 03rd Nov 20174 answers, last by Bazile 15:39 Fri 03rd Nov 2017

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