Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Monday. It's dry but decidedly chilly this morning, not frosty, but not far off. Going to Wotton today. I'll have a look in the wee museum while I'm there. It's small, but interesting. It's very well...
Paddy says to Mick, "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow." Mick says, "I had that done when I was a few days old." Paddy asks, "Does it hurt?" Mick says, "Well I couldn't walk for 18 months..."...
Paddy in Whetherspoon:
He asks barman, "How much is a pint of lager?"
Barman says, "A pint is £2 or a pitcher for £7"
Paddy replies, "Give me a pint, feck the photo!"......
when i got stuck on the 2nd stage of using it, i removed it. but having problems trying to get the free version, i keep getting the premium version!! is the tick you're supposed to untick shrunk?...
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession....
Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of...
