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marval

Building

My partner and I plan to recreate every position from the Kama Sutra tonight using only Lego bricks. The excitement is building....
21:11 Sat 28th Oct 201712 answers, last by marval 22:00 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Voltage

2 Seats At The Theatre

As I'm big and tall I treated myself to two seats at the theatre to have more room! When i got there i handed the usher two tickets. The usher asked, "Where's the other party?" I said "Well, you see...
15:30 Sat 28th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 11:51 Sun 29th Oct 2017
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Togo

Well Done England Under 17S World Cup

Finalists. They beat Brazil in the semi final of the under 17s tournament being played in India. Young Rhian Brewster scored a hat trick after coring one in the quarter final as well. This is after...
18:28 Wed 25th Oct 201732 answers, last by Voltage 19:51 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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TWR

Are You Having A Good Evening?

I am, it's good to see a Frid Night on here going without snipes, nastiness that's good for a change! but there again it's only 9.5pm owt can happen before Bedtime.
20:06 Fri 27th Oct 201743 answers, last by Voltage 14:46 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Becoming A Priest!

Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him,   "First, you must answer three questions about the Bible."      Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum,"...
14:18 Sat 28th Oct 20178 answers, last by marval 21:06 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Playing Rugby!

I gave up playing rugby at school i got very despondent All the teacher kept saying was "nice try"...
09:35 Sat 28th Oct 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 11:15 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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sunny-dave

Regional Food Specialities

I've been in Scotland for a few days and am really enjoying the "local foods" - Haggis, Scots Pies, Bridies, Tablet, Pint of Heavy, Caboc cheese, Empire Biscuits - it's not that these are unobtainable...
16:34 Fri 27th Oct 201757 answers, last by albaqwerty 12:54 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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jennyjoan

Kebab

Have never ever had one - is that the meat cooked on a large "pole" - if so why are they calorific. thanks...
13:53 Fri 27th Oct 201739 answers, last by jennyjoan 16:31 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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youngmafbog

And The Christian Church Wonders Why Numbers Are Declining

Another PC idiot.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5023147/Vicar-bans-hymn-Remembrance-Sunday-service.html...
08:23 Fri 27th Oct 201742 answers, last by Voltage 13:49 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Clocks

The clocks go back next weekend. Good job I kept receipts!...
13:37 Fri 27th Oct 20179 answers, last by Ellipsis 14:05 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Islay

What's On The Menu For Dinner This Evening?

I am having poached egg on half a potato farl, himself is having sausage sandwiches with mustard and red sauce.
11:39 Fri 27th Oct 201772 answers, last by tamborine 17:59 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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anotheoldgit

Will This Family Ever Be Able To Forget This Horrific Crime?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5019565/Woman-murdered-sister-having-affair-husband.html Let us hope that this woman is a very old woman before she is released from jail....
11:16 Thu 26th Oct 2017111 answers, last by vulcan42 13:23 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Voltage

The Wife!

My wife asked me, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" I looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"...
05:26 Fri 27th Oct 201720 answers, last by Voltage 12:05 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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trt

How To Find Android Settings Pls

I want to uninstall FB, and reinstall. It says, Go to your Android's settings and open your application manager, and Tap Facebook, but cant find it anywhere. Ta Folks....
11:17 Fri 27th Oct 201720 answers, last by hc4361 21:10 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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TWR

What Do You Do?????

There's a young lad that has started in our local paper shop who has B.O. very badly, It makes me sick each time (4) I go for the paper, this lad has only just started, how would you address this?
07:48 Fri 27th Oct 201743 answers, last by TWR 18:28 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. After a wet yesterday we are promised a warm and sunny day today. I'll settle for that! I can get some more done outside. I can't see any stars though. Tiggy is rootling about, so it isn't...
04:14 Fri 27th Oct 2017157 answers, last by murraymints 19:50 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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maggiebee

Pens

When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a...
19:45 Thu 26th Oct 20177 answers, last by murraymints 04:50 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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maggiebee

Stitch In Time

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out – that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday....
19:54 Thu 26th Oct 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 13:59 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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marval

There Is

There is a gang going through our town. Systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they're still at large....
21:30 Thu 26th Oct 20177 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:25 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Glass Eye............

A banker eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The banker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands...
17:19 Thu 26th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 19:35 Thu 26th Oct 2017

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