As I'm big and tall I treated myself to two seats at the theatre to have more room! When i got there i handed the usher two tickets. The usher asked, "Where's the other party?" I said "Well, you see...
Finalists. They beat Brazil in the semi final of the under 17s tournament being played in India. Young Rhian Brewster scored a hat trick after coring one in the quarter final as well. This is after...
I am, it's good to see a Frid Night on here going without snipes, nastiness that's good for a change! but there again it's only 9.5pm owt can happen before Bedtime.
Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him, "First, you must answer three questions about the Bible." Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum,"...
I've been in Scotland for a few days and am really enjoying the "local foods" - Haggis, Scots Pies, Bridies, Tablet, Pint of Heavy, Caboc cheese, Empire Biscuits - it's not that these are unobtainable...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5019565/Woman-murdered-sister-having-affair-husband.html
Let us hope that this woman is a very old woman before she is released from jail....
My wife asked me, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" I looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"...
I want to uninstall FB, and reinstall.
It says, Go to your Android's settings and open your application manager, and
Tap Facebook, but cant find it anywhere. Ta Folks....
There's a young lad that has started in our local paper shop who has B.O. very badly, It makes me sick each time (4) I go for the paper, this lad has only just started, how would you address this?
Friday. After a wet yesterday we are promised a warm and sunny day today. I'll settle for that! I can get some more done outside. I can't see any stars though. Tiggy is rootling about, so it isn't...
When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a...
A banker eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The banker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands...
