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Voltage
I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board. I thought, I'll give it a go....
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NoMercy
1. Today is my last day at work - my desk has been decorated and I've had some lovely presents. 2. It's been very calm at work for a Friday. 3. I'm cooking a nice dinner later. 4. I'm meeting up with...
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Voltage
I've started playing darts wearing a blindfold you should try it. You don't know what you're missing!...
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Barmaid
Having a friend round for supper, and I may not see him again until after Christmas. So its Christmassy song night in the BM and ASBO household. One of my absolute favourites is Tom Jones and Cery...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sexist-cillit-bang-ad-banned-6990333...
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GCHM
Appreciate the answer to :- 2d - Tree problem causes the middle to rot (5,3,7) D?T??, ?L?, D?S?A?? Many thanks...
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Voltage
My friend can only sleep on stacks of old magazines. He's got back issues....
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Barmaid
Emmie's thread had me thinking about sayings for when it's really cold. I can think of a few, are there any you recall? Interesting how people from different geographical areas describe things. My...
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Voltage
I arrived Naked at a fancy dress party with a girl on my back "I'm a turtle" i said Oh.. Who's on your back? "ohh That's Michelle" i replied...
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Voltage
My wife has stopped me going to the funfair shes worried that my addiction to helter-skelters is spiraling out of control.
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rowanwitch
Just arrived from Amazon. It has been a brilliant Crime Series. Has anyone else been watching this ?? now all i need is some popcorn .......
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Voltage
Got pack of liver out of freezer way too much for both of us can i freeze half of it again or cook it all and then freeze some...
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Voltage
Teacher "Jimmy what's the outside of a tree called?" Jimmy "I don't know Miss" Teacher "Bark Jimmy, Bark!" Jimmy "Woof... woof"...
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Voltage
I've no idea why my new plug in air fresherner won't work I plug it in and switch it on.. nothing happens ! It just doesn't make scents....
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Khandro
Sometime around the 1980s there was a silly craze of putting stickers on the rear windows of cars saying, 'So and so's do it ...... ' The only ones I can remember were; 'Engineers do it with...
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Islay
His family have just announced his death following a long illness aged 60. Feeling a wee bit sad....
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Barmaid
Because Sqad was SO excited at Gness's "Pet Names" thread, I thought I would start one in his honour. What is your pet name for your OH or his/hers for you? Sqad tells us he calls Mrs Sqad "Toss" or...
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EDDIE51
I have an app called filmonTV on my phone, it lets me watch TV on my smart phone. I tried to download the same app for my laptop. It works after a fashion but despite supposedly being free it...
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sevenOP
A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The Priest says we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here. The Higgs Boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"...
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Bazile
When I were a kid ,this snowy weather used to bring out loads of kids to have a snowball fight Looking out the window , there's noone out there doing the aforementioned How times have changed . Does...

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