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Jahulaye

Brussel Sprouts Tasting Like Dishwater

Is there anything that can be done to make them taste nice? Me and a friend was talking last night and ideas were try and stuff them with a nut when they’re par boiled, and boil them in a chilli...
11:10 Sat 23rd Dec 201738 answers, last by DSJ 22:20 Tue 26th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Late Xmas Presents For The Wife!

I've bought my wife a new bag and a new belt for her Christmas. She'll be made up! The hoovers as good as new now....
10:30 Sat 23rd Dec 201714 answers, last by Patsy33 11:02 Sat 23rd Dec 2017
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emmie

In Case I Don't Get To A Computer

Christmas day, though i will try, I wish You All A Very Merry Christmas and a Bright New Year with love...
10:15 Sat 23rd Dec 201727 answers, last by Strawberry5 19:14 Mon 25th Dec 2017
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NoMercy

In Honour Of Mikey's New Teeth

Famous people who sound toothy? Yul Grinner Gnarls Barkley Teeth Lemon. Go on, do your worst......
19:08 Fri 22nd Dec 201787 answers, last by lankeela 00:52 Sun 24th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Christmas Cracker Jokes!

lets have your worst xmas cracker jokes ! What did Adam say the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas Eve"...
17:42 Fri 22nd Dec 201746 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:11 Tue 26th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Merry Xmas To All My Jokey Friends!

best wishes and a merry xmas to all the joke tellers on this section have a rib tickling new year and plenty of laughs in 2018...volty
16:58 Fri 22nd Dec 20179 answers, last by Shaglene 19:58 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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DillaDev

Joke

Paid £50 for a Sony 4K HD television today. The only fault with it was that the volume was stuck on maximum. Still, for that kind of money, I couldn't turn it down....
17:02 Fri 22nd Dec 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 18:58 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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Patsy33

Coffee Break.

The young reindeer asks Santa, "How come Slasher and Dancer can have a coffee break? Santa replies, "That's because they are star bucks"...
16:58 Fri 22nd Dec 20173 answers, last by marval 17:05 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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ToraToraTora

Good News - Blue Passports Comming Back.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42443253 Pity they'll not also be the old size too!...
11:55 Fri 22nd Dec 201781 answers, last by ToraToraTora 17:08 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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queenofmean

And So It Begins

Been in work less than 20 minutes and I’ve had 2 woman have breakdowns already. One didn’t know what TY to get her small daughters friend when we didn’t have the one she would have preferred....
10:33 Fri 22nd Dec 201725 answers, last by horselady 20:50 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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Voltage

Sherlock Holmes Over 70 Years Ago

Just watched 2 of my favourite old films sherlock holmes with basil rathbone and nigel Bruce on TCM film channel over 70 years old still wonderful films...
18:27 Thu 21st Dec 201715 answers, last by piggynose 20:27 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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TWR

Isn'it About Time

we all signed up to help the Hospital Staff / Nurses & show our disgust about Hospital parking charges, does anyone else pay a charge on their employee's Property to do their work, there is a site,...
20:24 Thu 21st Dec 201738 answers, last by tonyav 01:37 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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mikey4444

Mp Cleared Of Breaking Ministerial Code

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42448314 I think it might be more convenient for MPs, if Ann Summers opened up a branch at the Palace of Westminster !...
18:25 Thu 21st Dec 201723 answers, last by youngmafbog 13:39 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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emmie

Should I Have A Password For The

laptop, because now i just open the laptop up and go, should i have one for security sake....
17:42 Thu 21st Dec 201719 answers, last by Jackdaw33 20:38 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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Shaglene

Best Toast..................

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and...
16:56 Thu 21st Dec 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 17:25 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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Shaglene

Stevie Wonder V Tiger Woods..............

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, 'How's the singing career going?' Stevie replies, 'Not too bad. How's the golf?' Woods replies, 'Not too bad, I've had some...
16:48 Thu 21st Dec 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 17:22 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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Patsy33

I Found My Wife..

I found my wife hanging from a rope in the attic. There was a note saying, "I really can't stand your criticsm any longer!" I quickly cut the rope and reanimated her. Thankfully I could bring her back...
14:44 Thu 21st Dec 20173 answers, last by Voltage 15:13 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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peachybabe

Crumpet Toppings.

Hi all! Just wondering what toppings people put on their crumpets. I have just butter, or cheese. Have had loganberry jam once or twice, but have to be in a “sweet” mood to enjoy that! What sort...
19:43 Wed 20th Dec 201757 answers, last by Traci66 20:56 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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Shaglene

The Italian Fire Department

One dark night in a small town of Roselle Park, New Jersey a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire...
13:05 Wed 20th Dec 20174 answers, last by Voltage 16:14 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Christmas Presents

The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that it takes me until New Year's Day to open my Christmas presents....
15:15 Wed 20th Dec 201712 answers, last by zebo 09:38 Thu 21st Dec 2017

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