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Patsy33

My Grandfather.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.
19:01 Tue 17th Oct 201711 answers, last by Shaglene 14:06 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Arm Transplant............

An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the...
15:59 Tue 17th Oct 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:30 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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Just-Jude

The Devil's Candy.

When you're bored at work, do you have a look at AB to see if any fights have started.
14:34 Tue 17th Oct 201725 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:51 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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albaqwerty

An Ab Bargain Hunt

hopefully, for a giggle. Who would you team up with and what would you search for? Who would you pair together? I'd pair Voltage and Patsy and send them off for hidden gems of jokes, as well as...
13:48 Tue 17th Oct 201761 answers, last by gness 12:40 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Lots of stars out to play this morning. A wee bit nippy with a gentle breeze. That'll do me nicely, I'm away at eight, off the The Museum of Army flying at Middle Wallop. Got to pick my...
04:17 Tue 17th Oct 2017137 answers, last by TonyV 08:17 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Ladies Toilet!

A woman walked into the ladies' and saw a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed, "Excuse me, but this is for women !" "So's this!" he replied....
06:57 Tue 17th Oct 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 13:20 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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Voltage

An Affair

Found out recently that my husband had an affair with a midget. I can’t believe he would stoop so low....
19:51 Mon 16th Oct 201710 answers, last by zebo 21:29 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Samsung Galaxy S5 Slow To Charge Up

morning my samsung galaxy s5 is very slow in charging up i have a new battery and new plug and cable less than 2 months old any suggestions why it takes so long to charge up?
10:08 Mon 16th Oct 20172 answers, last by Voltage 17:15 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Squabbles In Orchestra, Again...

One of the musicians has been accused of being on the fiddle. The guitarist has been making frets. The drummer keeps banging on about timing. I wish there was harmony in this orchestra!
17:00 Mon 16th Oct 201728 answers, last by Shaglene 19:48 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Voltage

My Mum

So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."...
15:42 Mon 16th Oct 20175 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:08 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

What Is It?............

What is long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and you stuff in tarts? Rhubarb...
13:58 Mon 16th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 15:24 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Weird Weather

Strange atmosphere here today with weather. It looks slightly hazy, the sun looks an orangey red and it's getting very windy. Probably a storm brewing! We are in SW. What's it like where you live? (...
11:56 Mon 16th Oct 2017169 answers, last by yogi-bear 20:17 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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jackthehat

Sean Hughes Rip

He's been ill in hospital, apparently. I always made a point of watching him on the TV. Seems too young to have passed on. :(...
12:32 Mon 16th Oct 201728 answers, last by Strawberry5 20:08 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Voltage

What Gets Longer When It's Pulled..

What gets longer when it's pulled.. Fits between breasts.. Inserts neatly into a hole.. And works best when jerked? A seat belt....
12:18 Mon 16th Oct 20172 answers, last by Voltage 12:23 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Management Lesson...........

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me have...
12:11 Mon 16th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 12:16 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Board Of Directors Meeting...........

All the members of the company's Board of Directors were called into the Chairman's office, one after another, until only Tom, the junior member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn to...
12:02 Mon 16th Oct 20174 answers, last by Hopkirk 12:06 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Housework!

My wife said “It’d be nice if one day I came home from work & the housework was done!” I said “Well, get up earlier & do it before you go!”...
11:42 Mon 16th Oct 20177 answers, last by marval 15:31 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Basements.

I’ve just written a book about basements. My publisher reckons it could be a best cellar!...
11:26 Mon 16th Oct 20175 answers, last by Voltage 11:40 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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albaqwerty

Predictive Texr

the guy who invented it died yesterday His funfair is next monkey (Iknow, but am so sorry, every time I see a thread on AB about PT, I canny help myself!!)...
23:27 Sun 15th Oct 201723 answers, last by Patsy33 11:44 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Oleanda

Online Bank Account

If you have a savings account with an online only bank, and forget your password, what can you do?
11:22 Mon 16th Oct 20176 answers, last by Flonska 13:28 Mon 16th Oct 2017

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