Thursday. Nippy this morning. The rain we were told wasn't going to happen, and I said was, did! I love it when I'm right and the experts are wrong. :o} It's still wet, more rain to come. Got some...
“I went to the doctor this morning and told him I felt run down.
"‘Why do you feel like that?" he asked.
"Because, I’ve got tyre marks on my legs.” I replied....
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his...
Afternoon all...... Anything you like... i will start with a little whinge....happened earlier. Why do people keep walking, whilst texting on their mobile phones, and then collide into innocent...
It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, "This is an inspection! I want...
The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells wonderful." His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham." The preacher was surprised by his wife's...
Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.. No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone Anything she touched...
She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but...
I was walking down the street earlier today when a lorry driver pulled up alongside me and said, "Excuse me, I'm looking for the the accident site involving a van carrying a load of cutlery." "No...
Well did anyone have any issues after the storm yesterday? We lost 2 trees and several roof tiles and a load of lead flashing! Landlady on the ball and the roofers are out already putting scaffolding...
We have a running joke in our family that David Essex does a farewell tour every three years! His gaps mean my Mother has now finally lived more years, than times she has seen him live. Oh dear!...
Wednesday. We had a lovely day yesterday. The weather was good, just a wee shower, while we were in the museum, so it didn't matter. We stopped at a country inn for a meal on the way home. The service...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense...
Young Gordon was with his parents and they were taking refreshments in the bar at Reading station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover...