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My dog keeps urinating indoors

I have rehomed a six year old lasa apso she is very easy the one problem is she wees inside every other day the first time I called her and she came and scolded her she knew what she did was wrong and...

spotsandstripes

corrie tonight...

I know its just a soap, and its really not real, but i cannot wait to see Becky give Tracey a taste of her own medicine tonight EEEE :D :D Anyone else want to punch the tv when shes on?

marval

The Actor

An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day. "I got you a job. It's a one-liner." "That's okay!" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take...

elliemay1

Corrie

Did anyone else think that the storyline where Becky and Kylie got Tracey's medical notes was totally far-fetched and farcical? I do realise it's not true (!) but the writing was very weak and spoiled...

has

£26,000 A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think about that? I would love to take home that amount per year, but my full time salary is FAR below this. Are we really supposed to feel sorry for these people? That woman who's just...

suequiz

Help please

What were 'Alistair Cooke' and 'Wilfred Pickles'? Google brings them up as newsreaders but if that were the answer I think the question would be Who not What. Also why are names in ''s? I wonder about...

stokemaveric

does anyone fancy a flutter???

on the gee-gees tomorrow???...or shall we have a day off???

Groupie

Ho Hee Hee

They demolished my local Dominos Pizza today and all the other shops on the high street fell down

Jemisa

Feeling like a Woman.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks,...

sith123

what caused the big bang?

:)

Zhukov

a new royal yacht

In a confidential letter to fellow Ministers,obtained by The Guardian,Michael Gove has floated the proposal of presenting the Queen,on the occasion of her Diamond Jubilee,with a brand new Royal...

weecalf

What do you think

Not what landladies should do to boarders ?e?e? any idea

LochNessMonster

Have you ever done this sort of thing in a shop ?

When I go to shops sometimes I tease the assistant like below. Matalan - "Would sir like to keep the clothes hanger" - "Is it cheaper if I don't take them ?" Clarkes shoes -...

Groupie

Dolly Parton and her bra designer friend

have become sworn enemies. After delivering a series of badly designed bras, the two have fallen out.

wizzard

Wild Sheep

A Himalayan wild sheep, reaching about 3ft in height U*I*L Thanks in advance ABers...

Steve.5

FA Cup Teaser

What was special about Tottenham Hotspur`s FA Cup Final wins in 1921 & 1981?

Maydup

Borgen

It says in my paper that this seriesBorgen, is the "only unmissable drama series on television at the moment". (2 hours each Sat eve on BBC 4) I tried it last week but it was perfectly...