There was a cucumber a pickle and a penis.They had a conversation and the pickle said "my life is **** ,when I get big hard and juicy they chop me up and toss me into a salad".The pickle said" when I...
Man walks into Asda supermarket where there advertising slogans are (roll back prices)puts his circumcised penis on the counter and says to the assistant"see if you can roll that back"
I am in mid 60's and about 17 years ago was engaged but as I had not long been divorced I could not settle and broke it off.During this last year I have spoke to him a few times met him mostly at the...
My realplayer used to play any files I was sent by friends still comes up on screen but does not play anything.Any suggestions as to why after it has been there for 2 years and working Would it be...
Been on yahoo messenger for months but had a message to update.This I did and now I can't sign in.The icon for messenger is on my screen at the bottom as before .Thanks for any help .
i had the up to date yahoo messenger and uninstalled it as i coulnt sign in now i have re installed it and has downloaded ok and face icon on my screen to sign in but wont let me sign it. I havent...
I have been following this story from SPACEWEATHER.COM but it seems it can only be seen from the southern hemisphere.It has also been seen in California.Colorado and Hawaii.Is there any chance that it...
I have to buy a new fridge freezer and was thinking of having a frost free one but in conversation I was told not to buy one.I have been to 2 shops today haveing a look and out of 20 freezers in one...
Every time I switch on my pc on screen news always comments about the hanging and on news and in papers.Our goverment even saying how barbaric it was .What about the things he did to the poor people.I...
Noticed a few times had difficulty getting locking petrol cap off but went to petrol station and it finally stuck just wouldn't budge.As I had half a tank I drove off and of course being a woman...
Ihave Electrolux fridge freezer and the fridge has stopped working.The freezer part working ok.There is a thermostat control at top and this has not been altered to cause any problems.Is it possible...
On the bottom of my screen I have java sign which says download java update 0%.I have clicked on it and nothing happens. Any help in simple explanation please will be appreciared.Thanks
Is it possible to pick up a virus with just general chat on yahoo or msn messenger or is it when you just accept a file which might have a virus.Just curious to know.Thanks
I haven't got any but this came up through conversation.Is it possible to pick up a virus from an instant message that someone puts through to you on messenger that you have to accept or deny I don't...
What do you think of this Super Nanny idea that has now come up.Whatever next.It would do more good if that money was put into more policing and hospitals.Do you think that half the parents that live...
I have done a complete scan and found this.Trojan-downloader.js.gen (location documents and index (3)htm I have got tesco security so can someone very plainly tell me what do do next I can,t find...
My pc has been running slow and couldnt access dominoes or games and took quite awhile to get pages up..Now I have found that if I don't sign into Yahoo messenger everything is back to normal.Should I...
Need another brain to help me sort this out. msn messenger emails are all running fine but why I am getting the egg timer thing on screen for about 2 minutes before the page comes up.I have cleared...
Don't know what else I can try.I have done a System restore,cleared cookies and internet files done a defrag. I have checked for viruses.I play dominoes and I get to board and can't get nothing to...
