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singleallan

Countin' cows

How do you count a herd of cattle? With a cowculator....
14:20 Thu 07th Jul 201110 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:42 Fri 08th Jul 2011
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wildwood

Well worth a read.

A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Chris consulted with his...
22:38 Wed 06th Jul 20116 answers, last by heathfield 12:23 Sun 10th Jul 2011
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emmie

Windfarms, for or against?

I wondered what peoples opinions are, on the benefits or not of wind farms.
18:47 Tue 05th Jul 201128 answers, last by wildwood 22:01 Thu 07th Jul 2011
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The Cowboy

Getting On A Horse

When I watch a weatern movie the horse is always mounted from the left hand side, why is this?
18:50 Wed 06th Jul 201138 answers, last by wildwood 21:39 Thu 07th Jul 2011
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CLOTHEAD

Humans versus Laptops

Sitting in a hot office in Newbury. Question! Does a human give off more or less heat than an average laptop? To reduce heat would it be better to force everybody else to go and stand in the carpark...
14:51 Wed 06th Jul 20117 answers, last by Maidup 23:00 Thu 07th Jul 2011
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Dudley

New budgie

We have a new budgie (our last one died after eight years and was delightful company having the run of our front room) and this one seems much more traumatised by his newvsurroundings than our...
20:56 Wed 06th Jul 201112 answers, last by daisya 16:25 Wed 20th Jul 2011
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McMouse

Don't you just love little old ladies

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the...
14:07 Mon 04th Jul 20114 answers, last by wildwood 00:44 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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painterman32

Some funnies for you!

> A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. > When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time..... > > I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really...
14:54 Mon 04th Jul 201117 answers, last by gollysailor 18:27 Thu 14th Jul 2011
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Jemisa

Not in our garden.

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of...
15:09 Mon 04th Jul 20116 answers, last by tamborine 00:41 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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marval

Beer

A beer company decided to make a new beer, very modern and non-traditional. They looked at all the ingredients, and decided to keep with malted barley and water, but do away with hops, because the...
16:55 Mon 04th Jul 20112 answers, last by marval 15:47 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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marval

New car

Boris, a Russian man saves his roubles for twenty years to buy a new car. After choosing the model and options he wants, he's not the least bit surprised or even concerned to learn that it will take...
09:42 Tue 05th Jul 20114 answers, last by wildwood 00:33 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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carsondays

Eskimos

1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from? 2nd Eskimo: Alaska 1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself!...
14:04 Tue 05th Jul 20117 answers, last by ELVIS68 00:38 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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McMouse

The wife has been missing a week now

Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
14:21 Tue 05th Jul 20115 answers, last by Ric.ror 14:08 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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joggerjayne

Hole in my trainer

I was in the changing room, and I noticed that my trainer had a hole that I could get my finger in. Well, she made a complaint, and now they've banned me from the gym....
23:19 Tue 05th Jul 201113 answers, last by dave50 10:46 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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pitstopbunny

Defination of a 'consumer society'

How best would you summerise what a 'consumer society' is?
16:40 Tue 05th Jul 201117 answers, last by pitstopbunny 17:39 Tue 12th Jul 2011
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wildwood

Testing faith.

How does a religious person honestly feel when a personal tragedy happens; loved one dies/cancer/go blind etc. Do they really regard this as god's will without question to test their faith?...
23:59 Sun 03rd Jul 201128 answers, last by keyplus90 23:28 Thu 07th Jul 2011
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pitstopbunny

the vlaue of rubbish

Here's my latest assignment for uni, what are your ideas about the value of rubbish..... "Outline the ways in which rubbish can be said to have value in a consumer society"...
12:55 Mon 04th Jul 201115 answers, last by pudp 17:40 Wed 27th Jul 2011
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DTCwordfan

Dementia...

I'm an 86 year old man and I am being pursued by a posse of 20 year something old women..... Do I have Penile Dementia?...
22:32 Sun 03rd Jul 20115 answers, last by sara3 00:01 Mon 04th Jul 2011
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marval

Oops

There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The...
17:37 Sun 03rd Jul 20111 answer, last by wildwood 23:44 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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JonnyBoy12

I hope this question will not "bee" too hard for you

Everyone knows that a normal honeybee weighs about 90 milligrams, and the queen bee weighs about 150 milligrams. How large would a queen bee have to be to weigh 150 kilograms, which is more than I am....
21:19 Sun 03rd Jul 201110 answers, last by woofgang 11:02 Tue 05th Jul 2011

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