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An Old Nun

who was living in a convent next to a building site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; sit...

netibiza

Laptop guarantee??

I bought a Samsung laptop in England and now it needs repairing, am I entitled to have it mended under guarantee here in Spain. I have the (very faint) original receipt. I called Curry's where I...

dotty.

Samsung mobile 3050

I have one of these mobiles with a small memory card in it, (2GB) and I have the USB lead to my laptop that came with the phone, but, I can't get anything onto my laptop from the phone as windows says...

dumbass

tropical fish tank bulb

can anyone tell me if its possible to get a better bulb for my fish tank, im currently using a energy saver large eddison screw in bulb, but i would love a bulb that shows off the colours of the fish...

TeztMethod

IP location choice

Hey! I wanna buy an ebook but can't unless I live in Australia. How can I modify my IP, location specific?

wilma77

Pictures

I have about 50 photos buned on a cd that I was able to view when I put the cd in my computer, all the pictures opened up without me having to click on any of them. Something now seems to have gone...

JonnyBoy12

What is the worlds best mousetrap?

"Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door". Can anyone tell me the author of this famous quote, and more importantly can anyone tell me what the world's best...

marval

Why are you yelling?

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out...

wilkesneil

pets not being looked after

split with my ex a few months ago and hasn't been looking after the pets i left with her and the kids as she said she would look after them. i left a rabbit and a shar-pei dog. the rabbit has died...

flicrat

Unusual Incident.

While waiting at the bus stop this morning, we noticed a fluttering of wings on the ground and there was a lime hawk moth trying desperately to flap its wings and get airborne - to no avail - and then...

LewPaper

Following on from certain women's demands that . . .

the syllable 'man' should be dropped from the word 'chairman' isn't also right and proper to drop it from the word 'woman'?

bluebirdino

coffee

i was in town yesterday and a homeless man asked me for £25.00 for a cup of coffee , i said thats a bit much , and he replied, times are hard so ive put all my begs in one ask it !

denis567

Another Irish Joke

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ...... And repeat...

Hugh Spencer

Charity donations?

There is always a request from charities for donations to support their work at home or overseas. What do you think of this idea. Everyone with a current bank account knows their balance every month....

brihamilton1

wheres the best place to sell 3 shot guns

baikel

Coldicote

What is GMail?

I browse with Internet Explorer and my opening page is normally Google. At the top of the Google page there are various tabs including an invitation to 'Sign in' for GMail. I see one has to have a...

woodelf

HELP!!!

In Outlook Express, when I delete a message it usually says 'do you want to permanently delete this message' but now for some reason, this message has changed to these messages...which I didn't...

sidkid

Alien Invasion

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come...

notasyoungasiwas

animals -v- humans

Who do you prefer - animals or people ?

herbie

dog cooling coats

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