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Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots.

women think of everything!

Women think of everything>>>>> Old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the...

DTCwordfan

Parrot in a Pub

A black guy walks into a Pub with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the woman behind the bar. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says...

zabado

Ah well !

I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes,so I ask the kids if they'd seen it ? Apparently she left me yesterday !.

powell11

Most Earth-Like Planet outside our Solar System

Other than the Gliese 581 system, what is the most earthly planet discovered to date?

10ClarionSt

When I go into My Computer, there are 5 icons showing removable discs, ie drive D, drive H, drive G and so on, but I haven't got any removable discs inserted into my computer. I tried to right click...

venator

Heard this one yet?

Mrs V texted this to me, so it's probably going the rounds --- ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair CBM - Covered by Medicare FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers...

wolf63

Government Tenders

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street - one from London , another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool . They go with a government official to examine the wall. The...

Jemisa

Genie Joke!

The best Genie Joke in the World Ever!!!!!! (from my American pal) A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window...

McMouse

A man walks into a welsh pub

and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him... "Where are you from? You sound English", "I'm from across the Severn ," replies the man...

marval

Free

A man visiting Scotland one day drove through Fife. Feeling hungry, he stopped at a Chinese restaurant he was passing. The food he ate there was by far the tastiest food he had ever eaten, so when he...

tooj

young birds

cats brought in baby sparrow.. put it safely outside on bird table. been there hours. no sign of parents but its still alive. anything we can do?

Barmaid

Have I broken it?

I was playing silly buggers with my step son earlier. Somehow my ring finger on my left hand got bent back at the joint nearest the tip. I cannot now move it. it is hugely swollen (i am dipping it in...

chas2008

chinese superstitions

just come back from a funeral where the nextdoor neighbour (chinese) refused to let the hearse park outside her house as its supposed to be unlucky !! any truth in it ?????

Suetheramble

laptop and mouse

My husband is arthritic. I am thinking of getting an apple laptop but he said he will not be able to use it as he finger will not operate in place of a mouse; can a mouse be attached to laptops?

Iggle Piggle

Our dog seems to walk in a 'trance' looking for something

Out walking our dog, she seemed to want to keep walking on past where we turn off the path to go home. I call her and she turns and comes back but recently she tried to get to the same place via the...

samak

'Singing penis' sets noise record for water insect

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/13958630 I've tried it but can't get any sound......

Jemisa

Deep Hole

Deep Hole Two Scottish gentlemen are out hunting for pheasant , and as they are walking along, they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first...

marval

Oops

A well-known professor of music was accustomed to receiving letters from amateur musicians asking for auditions. He always ignored them. But one old lady was particularly persistent. Over and over...