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puddle-duck

Photo cropping

I have recently joined a dating site & I need to upload a picture of myself for a profile picture. Problem is that all of the photos I have of me on my comp are of me in a group. The site does...
21:34 Thu 23rd Jun 20117 answers, last by carlton23 14:27 Fri 24th Jun 2011
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archeraddict

Laptop battery not charging.

I have a Fujitsu Amilo and the battery has been fine - holding about 90mins charge, which for fujitsu is fine I think! It has suddenly stopped charging - not gradually lasting less time, just not...
20:14 Wed 22nd Jun 20115 answers, last by didoatwork 22:12 Thu 23rd Jun 2011
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McMouse

Arthritis

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a tube train next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his...
12:05 Tue 21st Jun 20116 answers, last by wildwood 10:28 Wed 22nd Jun 2011
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janzman

I'm on extremely good terms...

...with 25 letters of the alphabet,I dont know why!!!
21:50 Tue 21st Jun 201114 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:46 Wed 22nd Jun 2011
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Eastender

New Mobile

Do you have to get the mobile unlocked, before I can put the previous sim card in my new phone? I just know that a 10 year old will help me out please lol.
20:56 Tue 21st Jun 201110 answers, last by bella10 15:43 Tue 05th Aug 2014
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Nathlee

Am I ugly? :/ (Guy pic)

So through my life, I've always been told I was ugly (Mainly by people at school, trying to be harsh etc) but after awhile, you really begin to believe it.. So am I as ugly as I think? This is not an...
23:34 Sun 19th Jun 201155 answers, last by bbcemma 13:09 Fri 18th Nov 2011
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AB Editor

The AnswerBank Text Tweak

Dear All, We had a request from some Q&P users about the font used in the questions and answers on The AnswerBank, mainly the problem was that using Arial produced some characters which look...
15:37 Mon 20th Jun 201143 answers, last by scotman 22:37 Thu 23rd Jun 2011
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ELVIS68

Women..pfft......

My wife, feeling sorry for herself, texted me earlier, saying that she "weighs a ton." I congratulated her on losing some weight, but she didn't reply....
21:02 Fri 17th Jun 20113 answers, last by llloyddoyd 14:11 Mon 20th Jun 2011
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marval

Began

Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went...
17:23 Fri 17th Jun 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:50 Sat 18th Jun 2011
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sherminator

The definition of an Athiest

Hi guys can you help please? Waldo if you still come on here would love your take on this. Am on a site which claims that Athiesm is now a religion and whilst I know this to be not true, Someone such...
10:53 Thu 16th Jun 201172 answers, last by tweaker 23:16 Sat 25th Jun 2011
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johne1892

National Lottery Losing Line Odds

I'll try and word this as best as I can..... What is the probability of you playing the SAME 6 numbers since the lottery first started and never have won anything? e.g. if you played 1,2,3,4,5,6 every...
22:53 Thu 16th Jun 201130 answers, last by miss meg 22:43 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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marval

Lawyer

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's...
17:48 Tue 14th Jun 20112 answers, last by wildwood 06:00 Fri 17th Jun 2011
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Jemisa

more one liners...

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that?! 2:30am....Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a...
17:16 Wed 15th Jun 20111 answer, last by wildwood 05:55 Fri 17th Jun 2011
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McMouse

Cheer Up Salla, we love you

Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my @rse! Do you think I should change dentists?...
10:51 Thu 16th Jun 20114 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:30 Wed 22nd Jun 2011
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Student123

Do you think about 2012?

If so, What do you think about? What do you think will or might happen?...
03:50 Thu 16th Jun 201182 answers, last by Davethedog 16:55 Thu 16th Jun 2011
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docspock

Why do catholics always let you know ?

A recently moved in neighbour in conversation said he was going to visit his daughter as it was his grandsons "first holy communion" This was 10 minutes after I said hello for the first...
15:51 Mon 13th Jun 201187 answers, last by jomifl 10:12 Thu 16th Jun 2011
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cluelessJoe

Incubating duck eggs - & power cuts

We just heard that the local board are to cut local electric power for line maintenance for up to 6 hours one day next week. Great timing as we have 7 duck eggs hatching in a Brinsea incubator - first...
23:23 Tue 14th Jun 201111 answers, last by Kleiber 10:25 Thu 16th Jun 2011
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marval

Looking

A man raised animals on a small farm in the countryside. The farm was a peaceful place. Then, one day a pig was found murdered in the barn. Upset, the farmer was determined to find the killer. The...
15:14 Sun 12th Jun 20114 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:06 Mon 11th Jul 2011
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DEN53

Kids

The teacher asked the class wht they thought about their fathers. Little Tom said 'My father is a hero. A horse ran loose down the High Street and my father got hold of it and calmed it down and saved...
21:51 Sat 11th Jun 20112 answers, last by scakebread 20:39 Tue 21st Jun 2011
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welshlibranr

What a Disaster!

I've been running frantically around the garden for the past two hours!.......the blackbird's nest in big bush outside the window was being attacked by next doors cat, I ran out with water spray, and...
20:40 Sat 11th Jun 201116 answers, last by kitchenmares 14:53 Tue 28th May 2013

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