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wildwood

Donation.

Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!' 'This is the Internal Revenue Service . Can you help us?' 'I can!' 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!' 'Is he a member...
08:22 Mon 30th May 20117 answers, last by wildwood 23:20 Tue 31st May 2011
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rov1100

LCD TV gone kaput

Bought 4 years ago (warranty expired last year) is it worth sending for repair knowing the TV is just one circuit board and engineers tend to just replace boards rather than fixing them? Sound but no...
22:03 Tue 31st May 201111 answers, last by gingejbee 13:33 Thu 02nd Jun 2011
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The Cowboy

Chopping Down A Trree

Is it illegal to chop down a healthy tree in the UK. One of my neighboursr is pestering another neighbour to let them chop down her tree. I have told her I think it is illegal to do so. Thankss Will...
12:48 Sun 29th May 201115 answers, last by wildwood 06:13 Tue 31st May 2011
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marval

Choose

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think very carefully...
17:55 Mon 30th May 20115 answers, last by RATTER15 12:33 Tue 31st May 2011
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zabado

Bad back.

A bloke goes to the doctors complaining of a bad back. The doctor says " how did you do it ? ". "Having sex doggie style" said the bloke. "Well" said the doctor "...
16:06 Mon 30th May 20111 answer, last by wildwood 05:55 Tue 31st May 2011
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Jemisa

A late phone call to the vet...

Late Phone Call To The Vet A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed...
22:26 Sun 29th May 20113 answers, last by Jemisa 10:15 Mon 30th May 2011
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carmalee

club treasurer

Anyone got any experience of this office? I've been asked to take this on and would be interested to know how involved it is.
10:02 Sun 29th May 201116 answers, last by carmalee 21:06 Sun 05th Jun 2011
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allen

Cigar lighter adaptors - always loose?

I know it's not really technology, but it's not 'Motoring' either... Is there an easy way of making a cigar lighter adaptor fit properly? I've bought a couple of different makes to use my mobile phone...
17:11 Fri 27th May 20116 answers, last by allen 08:25 Mon 30th May 2011
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Jemisa

What are you in for?...

What Are You In For? Two little lads are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating theatre---the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks,...
13:08 Sat 28th May 20117 answers, last by ttfn 23:03 Sat 28th May 2011
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bigsister

does anyone know whether the supermarkets sell animal painkillers.

I think my dog may have toothache. She is rubbing her mouth and seems 'out of sorts'. If i could buy something to tide us over until we can see the vet tomorrow, I'm sure it would help her. She is a...
19:31 Sat 28th May 20118 answers, last by Jemisa 07:51 Sun 29th May 2011
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joggerjayne

Font joke

Comic Sans walks into a Bar, and the barman says ... "We don't serve your type in here"...
07:25 Fri 27th May 201143 answers, last by Slapshot 08:40 Sat 28th May 2011
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maxpat

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit............................

A convict escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,...
12:32 Fri 27th May 20114 answers, last by wildwood 03:40 Sat 28th May 2011
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marval

college

A farmer and his wife had worked hard, and scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being...
18:16 Fri 27th May 20113 answers, last by wildwood 03:37 Sat 28th May 2011
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Jemisa

Nile virus alert

ubject: Nile Virus alert I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who...
00:00 Sat 28th May 20113 answers, last by wildwood 03:35 Sat 28th May 2011
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Ian1

Lawyers

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated Him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo...
21:43 Thu 26th May 20115 answers, last by wildwood 06:23 Fri 27th May 2011
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hammerman

Chickens

Got 3 welsummer hens...all laying an egg a day. In a nice big run with a coop. fed on layers pellets, a bit of mixed corn and any extras we can find. The problem is, what extras do you feed yours on ?...
09:28 Thu 26th May 20116 answers, last by spam_face 10:17 Fri 27th May 2011
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Jemisa

One more blonde joke....

A blonde was driving home after after doing some shopping and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair garage The garage owner saw...
23:39 Wed 25th May 201113 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:01 Thu 26th May 2011
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chirpychirpy

modern phrases I can't stand

I cringe when sports folk like John Inverdale talk about things being 'key' to a match or whatever. I cringe when people refer to dancing as 'throwing some shapes'. What modern phrases make you...
13:39 Wed 25th May 201180 answers, last by mike11111 00:08 Tue 14th Jun 2011
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Diceroller

Can we manipulate the weather long term enough to turn a desert into an oasis?

I was reading earlier about the Chinese firing rockets of liquid nitrogen to bring rain. Is it possible if we imported many hardy plants and seeds to the sahara desert and pumped water and sprinklers...
18:04 Wed 25th May 20115 answers, last by argorstran 14:47 Sat 04th Jun 2011
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kimmartin20011

pets getting abused

why do people get animals if they just going 2 abuse them i see people kickin dogs but why get a animal if u just going 2 abuse it dont get a animal if u going 2 hurt it animals have feelings 2 u no.
01:33 Wed 25th May 201112 answers, last by wildwood 21:57 Wed 25th May 2011

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