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A little girl finds her dog dead....

A little girl finds her dog dead on its back with his legs in the air. She asks her dad "why are it's legs in the air, daddy?" He replies "so jesus can pick him up and take him to...

Lore

A child at work said...

Miss, What type of monkey can fly? ... A hot air Baboon!...

marval

Oops

One day David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a cafe. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. David leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?" The...

yourface

Everyone has a double?

Is it true that everyone in this world has a double somewhere or sometime?

Backdrifter

Be honest: do you throw your used fag-ends on the ground? And if so, why? I've given up commenting on this to those who do it. I'm always polite but get mostly ignored or sworn at. I'm sure most of...

mandymandy

Are armadillos legal to have as a pet in the uk?

Earlier on I was raking leaves in my garden when I came across an odd looking leather ball so I tried to rake it but it was too heavy so I attempted to pick it up when it unravelled and it had a face...

saxy_jag

Acts of God

Many insurance policies don't cover you for so-called 'Acts of God', but what if you don't believe in God?

clifton43

effects that discrimination and prejudice can have on people.

chrissa1

Can You Have......

Two routers in one house? One for upstairs and one for downstairs. I can get a signal for my pc upstairs but it is too weak to connect properly to the internet. I've got a router dongle thing.

bundleone

Is it illegal to ban a wheelchair user from a community centre

I work as a volunteer at a community centre serving teas and coffees, we have a regular customer who comes in wheeling his wheelchair hjmself, it is on the flat with no obsticles in the way,he pays...

nannakath

Alligators

How fast can an alligator run on land? I have seen various from 8-10mph to much higher. What is the most accurate answer to this? Many thanks....

samak

Why is it...?

If I went to a doctor and told him there were voices in my head telling me to do something, I would get put away in a loony-bin. If instead I told him that God was telling me to do something I...

jonne

laptop

is sony vaio laptops a better choice than dell...?

Diceroller

If an Asteroid was big and fast enough to hit the earth penetrate it to it's core and came out the other side

What effect would this have on earth and how would the double penetration affect the pressure of the core? Would we end up with two giant volcanoes spurting lava high into the Atmosphere or would...

Jemisa

some of my favourite jokes

some of my favourite jokes... --------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- Yoko Ono has been signed up for the next series of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of...

Jemisa

Favourite Joke.

Has anyone got a favourits joke? how about sharing it.? Barer in mind the ED has his big black marker at the ready Jem...

homedeeth

Homing Pigeons

Are Homing pigeons called Homers?

pinkilady

Dirty, stinky fly!

Just wondering... What is the purpose of the fly? I've just spent twenty minutes trying to get one out. It didn't work, I had to kill him. However, got me thinking... what do fly's actually do???...

wildwood

Postage

How does the cost of int international postage work? You post a letter/parcel in Sydney to New York. I suppose that the Australian postage includes the cost of getting it on the plane to USA but who...

Bobbisox

he will go far..:-)

Biology Class - final exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk ,' worth 70 points or none at all. One...

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