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A Chinese mother was questioning her 3 daughters on what they wanted in a husband The Eldest said "A tall handsome man with 3 dragons on his chest" Second daughter said "A tall handsome...

BAKERS DOZEN

Three men married wives from different cultures. The first man married a Chinese women. He told her to do the dishes and clean the house. It took a few days but on the third day he came home to to see...

Purple_Popple

Cats

Why do you see some cats with a hanging belly or sagging underbelly wobbling about whne the move....not necessarily overweight cats either....what causes this?

flobadob

What is a species?

Every now and then you'll hear that a new species of something has been found, like spider or something. But what differentiates species? Also I'm wondering are there different species of humans? Is...

daginge

Aquarium Lightng

Evening ABers Any advice would be gratefully appreciated as usual! I intend to install some dawn / dusk lighting in my aquarium, would a 20watt 9" tube be enough to give a visible effect or...

mountainboo

Rabbits have had Babies

I was just wondering how soon after a rabbit has babies that she feeds them? We had a bit of a drama shortly after they were born as about 5 of them fell through a gap onto the hutch below, most of...

mazzywoo

Cat versus corvid

Morning all. This isn't a question but I thought I'd share it because it was so amusing. Our cat Finlay loves catching slow-worms. He doesn't kill them, merely invites them out to play then leaves it...

tamborine

Drake & duck

Drake & duck were crossing a busy road earlier when a 4x4 driven by youths ran the duck over & carried on motoring. The drake was flapping over the duck & a young woman picked up the duck...

kryptic

sins to send you to hell (FAO keyplus especially)

In this thread http://www.theanswerb.../Question1013029.html I asked // Is hell a just punishment? (an eternity of suffering for finite sins) // keyplus replied // Now to answer your question in...

onetoomany

Angel fish have laid eggs, and eaten them

when will they lay the next lot, as i will be moving them to breeding tank

Barmaid

Lazy chook

I got 3 chooks (Light Sussex) 2 weeks ago. I was told they were 18/19 weeks old (although I am sure one is a lot younger). Over the last 2 days one of them has been doing a lot of random sitting down....

sidkid

My friend

won't admit he's both gay and dyslexic. He's still in daniel.....

lankeela

Binatone Sat Nav

Got this a few weeks back and charged it with my netbook. Used it a couple of times but the car charger doesn't seem to work. I know it sounds daft but I bought it online and can't remember where so...

Mr-H

External LED Lighting

I have recently bought 3 sets of these (a Red one, a white one and a blue set) from eBay, 'cos 'er indoors want to have coloured lighting around the gazebo. All is fine, and the lights are working...

Jemisa

Do you approve?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX_7z9HTbz8 Do you approve of using cats in entertainment? Jem...

marval

Money

What money can do for you. It can buy a house But not a home It can buy a bed But not sleep It can buy a clock But not time It can buy a book But not knowledge It can buy a position But not respect It...

Bobbisox

a Blonde Joke :+)

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have...

moonraker558

Dyson Warning.

Hi mate I don't want you to panic but I’m texting you from the casualty. Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was.

marval

No trouble

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fitted under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of school, still with the...

janzman

Eve of wedding..

..Susan and Ben were killed in a car accident on the eve of their wedding.On reaching the pearly gates St Peter met them.They asked if they could still be married in heaven."Well let me see if...

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