An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks What is wrong?? The boy says me Ma is dead. Oh bejaysus the man says, do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?? The boy...
As a bagpiper, I play at many venues. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a small...
A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to the...
All Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie...
Because my hard drive is very full, I would like to load any further programmes onto my portable hard drive.Can someone please instruct me how I can do this? My very grateful thanks for any help.
I think my angel fish may have laid some eggs, as i saw white and little black balls on the tank heater, but a angel fish keeps eating them. i dont know what they are and what im supposed to do? They...
Some members of my family have recently turned to religion...out of the blue, I just dont understand why or what makes someone suddenly do the church thing....I also thought religious people were...
If I am wealthy, and I have worked hard to get that way, am I obligated to reach down and pick up the average people and support the poor who dont want a better life?
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do people...
A girl goes to her mother and says: "Mum, I think I'm pregnant" The mother says: "But didn't I tell you to take the necessary measures?" The daughter replies: "But that is...
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic Bird which lives an...
A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called the dial where a small dial is planted on the back of the head and can be turned to...
To save on your electric, when making a cuppa, warm the water in a pan on the stove before transferring it to your kettle. It then boils much faster. Has anyone else got great hints and tips?
ever be justified? I have a friend who started to attend a pentecostal church a couple of years ago. Some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is frankly alarming. We got talking the other day...
Is it ever possible for a mobile phone to get the time on a text message wrong, even if the time on both phones are accurate? Eg: Person 1 texts person 2 with, "what are you wearing...
This Guy is spreading rumours around about my Disabilty
What can i do about it
Is there any disabilty rights or acts i can use to stop this
I live in uk
Any Advice?...
tried to use my bank card in about 3 places and the machines just dont even acknowledge that there is even a card in it - may as well be inserting a donor card or something the bank have said the chip...
