Old debate, I know, but do you think that the national anthem should be changed? I'm not a republican, nor indeed any way anti-royal, but I would like a national anthem that lauds the country and its...
A tree in a forest falls down, theres no one in the forest of nearby at all. Does the tree make a sound? Me and my boyfriend are arguing about this one. I say it doesnt make a sound because the sound...
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, she holds the light bulb and the world revolves around her. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's okay,...
A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down the street...
Harry bumps into William at the reception. "Brilliant do, bruv, have you seen Dad?" asks Harry. "He wasn't invited, mate," replies Wills, "but mine's dancing with...
Hello, this is my first question on here. For a while my neighbour's cat has been coming into my house and making itself at home. I sometimes give it a saucer of milk which it seems to enjoy but...
First off, I'm an atheist. I see no good reason to believe in some 'higher' power. Religion to me is goblydegook, superstition and nothing more. However, I cannot wrap my head around the idea that...
There seems to be a lot of (maybe unintentional) evasiveness in questions put to you. so I thought it may be beneficial to you to answer (clearly, here) 1) Is hell a just punishment? (an eternity of...
The wise old Mother Superior from County Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun...
holding a picture of my wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, "Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said,...
Kate & William... Kate told William she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until Prince William...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a...
my chicken used to have free run of the whole garden and I have now put her in a smaller, enclosed area. She has a lovely coop with somewhere to roost and a nesting box. She has access to concrete,...
I'm not into angling myself but several people I've spoken to have commented about problems with fish poaching by east european immigrants. They say this was never a problem before the influx of...
Picking up 3 chickens this afternoon Coop ready got some poultry spice my grandad used it years ago the mix with cooked leftovers and mashed it up serving it warm in the winter to the birds delight is...