I've just had an upsetting morning! I've been watching a nesting pair of blackbirds for weeks now - building the nest, the male guarding its territory etc- until this morning when I had to rescue a...
They say that the first litter is always small, about 3-4, but two doesn't seem to be normal. It has only been about a day, and some people have told me that iit is still possible for her to have...
Hi, I've had Rosie, my black lab since she was 8 weeks old, she is 13 weeks old today. She has not onced howled at night... that was until last night when she howled for a good hour once I had gone to...
Don't know if i'm in the right area here. I've got a car for sale and after a few brief exchanges with the intended buyer he wants to pay via paypal (£8,600) Is this safe??? Sorry, i'm a more...
A man runs into his house and rushes into the kitchen where his wife is getting the dinner ready, he say's hey i have just been talking to that man across the road and he says that he has made love to...
... A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandad sitting inn the front, garden in a deck chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandad what are you doing?" he...
My wife called me upstairs earlier to show me the crotchless panties she'd found in the cupboard. She modelled them and walked seductively round the bedroom for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her...
After the death of Osama Bin Laden Liverpool Constabulary have cracked down hard on the most wanted Scouse terrorists. So far they've nicked Bin Robbin, Bin Dealin, Bin Scrappin but they are still...
MEDICAL UPDATE Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!! MEDICAL RESEARCH The British Medical Association researchers have found that...
Yoko Ono has been signed up for the next series of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!' Show bosses think she will do really well since she's been living off a dead beatle for the last thirty years....
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card...
As an update to previous threads I've decided to return my Kindle. By purchasing on Amazon I've had the luxury of being able to try it out but haven't got on with so have returned it for a full refund...
I haven't found a single scientific proof to prove that atheists exist. I've seen plenty of anecdotal evidence but no solid proof. So all you argumentative no-God-loving types should stand up and show...
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penis's 24 inches long. When the Black male reaches a certain age a string is tied around...
A man and a woman were seated next to each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen...
the door knockers (jehovah's witnesses) I think I will have to follow this guys example... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvYaOIlFMqw I actually felt sorry for the young oriental girl. She obviously...
