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dsvd

Can anyone explain the commandment remember to keep the Sabath holy in a modern day context?

I am a cathoilic (christian) and I uncertain what this means in a modern day context? Is the seventh day Sunday or the Jewish Sabbath? How do you honour this commandment?...
15:59 Sat 05th Feb 201131 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:53 Sun 06th Feb 2011
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Brinjal

Sexual Harassment

Every day a male cafe worker would walk up very close to the female co worker operating the coffee machine. Inhale a deep breath and tell her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this and unable...
17:39 Sat 05th Feb 20114 answers, last by ponjee 06:29 Sun 06th Feb 2011
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Bothick

I'm more bored than...

who's got some witty analogies
21:53 Sat 05th Feb 201125 answers, last by milypily1223 06:57 Thu 11th May 2023
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Groupie

Goldfinches

After just putting birdfood on our 2 birdtables,we sat with our usual cup of tea to watch the morning charge for the seeds,when to our surprise on one table there were TEN Goldfinches we have never...
10:31 Wed 02nd Feb 201112 answers, last by brenda 21:54 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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Jemisa

Levels of Stress!

Levels of stress: You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and...
23:13 Fri 04th Feb 20114 answers, last by gaspanic 03:14 Sat 05th Feb 2011
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Jemisa

Sweet Tea

woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."...
01:04 Sat 05th Feb 20112 answers, last by wildwood 02:45 Sat 05th Feb 2011
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Jemisa

Paddy..

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery.' 'What's dat?' says his mate. 'Send me lawn...
10:49 Fri 04th Feb 20113 answers, last by marval 23:15 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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moonraker558

Beware of Plumbers

Just popped home, caught the plumber with his dick in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything! They said the b*stard was corgi registered
23:02 Fri 04th Feb 20111 answer, last by wildwood 23:09 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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david51058

Compensation culture

Why is it when anyone is a victim of someone making a mistake in everyday life there is always someone who wants to cash in ot it by making some kind of compensation claim? The worst culprits are...
15:19 Fri 04th Feb 201128 answers, last by LewPaper 17:08 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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JonnyBoy12

Strange skeleton swimming question.

Not sure if this is the right area, but this question has been bugging me for some time. Could a human skeleton swim in water if it were alive that is, or would it just sink to the bottom of the...
14:02 Fri 04th Feb 201128 answers, last by jomifl 14:35 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Hopkirk

Why do cats purr?

It sounds lovely, so I'm not complaining (except in the middle of the night)
11:35 Fri 04th Feb 201117 answers, last by boxtops 21:31 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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naomi24

Guys, I'm off.

If anyone wants to get in touch with me, perhaps Mibs would be kind enough to act as go-between and pass any messages on to me. It's been nice knowing you - and thanks for everything. x...
13:33 Thu 03rd Feb 2011292 answers, last by vivandorron 10:54 Wed 25th May 2011
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Groupie

Racist or not?

2 lrishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says "Why are you throwing them...
19:38 Wed 02nd Feb 201125 answers, last by horseshoes 19:25 Sat 05th Feb 2011
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marval

Shingles

A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a...
23:40 Thu 03rd Feb 20115 answers, last by piggynose 18:10 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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berniecuddles

afghan refugees!!

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere! What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel! What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim!...
17:28 Thu 03rd Feb 20112 answers, last by koode 02:59 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Mamyalynne

Called the hospital!

Enquiring about a friend having a procedure for premature ejaculation , was saddened when the Ward Sister replied 'Sorry , but am afraid it is still touch and go'
02:53 Thu 03rd Feb 20118 answers, last by mamyalynne 14:21 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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NazNomad

Cheese Sandwich

A man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: £1.50 Chicken Sandwich: £2.50 Hand Job: £5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment,...
02:46 Thu 03rd Feb 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 14:20 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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carrust

Happy birthday.

I said to the missus. "Hey fat git what do you want for your birthday?" She said. "Don't get 'king lippy." I said. "Mascara it is then!"...
21:44 Wed 02nd Feb 20112 answers, last by wildwood 02:49 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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beso

Should he get out more?

This guy has spent every summer since 1975 on a small gravel spit off Alaska studying guillemots. http://www.newscienti...matechange-drama.html I wonder if his is married?...
12:43 Thu 03rd Feb 20116 answers, last by jomifl 01:09 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Dee Sa

spooky pet

Everynight one of our dogs [ a rescue shar pei/staff cross] after her food about 6pm she goes upstairs and lies on our bed and sleeps, its her one bit of luxury after having a bad start in life and...
11:30 Thu 03rd Feb 20114 answers, last by Dee Sa 10:33 Sat 05th Feb 2011

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