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T&S

End of The World

Guy on a tractor just passed me and shouted "The end of the world is nigh" I think it's Farmer Geddon.......
23:02 Fri 11th Feb 20112 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:13 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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Mosaic

The inventor of the crossword puzzle is buried in a churchyard near the Guinness factory in Dublin....

If you want to see his grave it's two across and three down.... That's a proper Irish joke....
19:32 Fri 11th Feb 20113 answers, last by wildwood 23:06 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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crisgal

bloke goes to the doctors....

A bloke goes to the doctors with beans all over his head, a sausage up each nostril, a tomato in one ear, and a piece of fried bread in the other. The doctor tells him: "You've not been eating...
16:51 Fri 11th Feb 20113 answers, last by Jemisa 11:05 Sat 12th Feb 2011
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lankeela

Queen Anne legs

Did Queen Anne actually have bowed legs, or is it just a name for the furniture style popular around her time?
17:50 Fri 11th Feb 20118 answers, last by askyourgran 23:01 Tue 15th Feb 2011
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beso

Teh return of Jesus

When Jesus comes back, how will he make His entry. Do the Virgin Birth thing again? If so, how old will he be before anyone notices? Wander in from nowhere? Guess He will have to create some kind of...
13:11 Fri 11th Feb 201134 answers, last by nightmare 11:14 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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Melissabendy

im just curious

Are siberian tigers bigger than Male African Lions?
20:58 Fri 11th Feb 20119 answers, last by vivianowen 20:53 Wed 16th Feb 2011
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flobadob

Have the Irish lost their passion?

Financially there is a general consensus that Ireland is screwed for many years to come. A lot of people are annoyed at the way the government have bailed out banks and other rich friends and lumped...
18:27 Fri 11th Feb 20115 answers, last by Tweed 01:51 Sun 13th Feb 2011
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flobadob

Do we need banks?

From what I see all banks do these days is store your money and use it to create money for themselves. Very little of the profits go to ordinary people, they are just shared around among this elite...
18:31 Fri 11th Feb 201116 answers, last by DaisyNonna 01:30 Wed 16th Feb 2011
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Jemisa

Preparing for your first mammogram.

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be...
13:39 Thu 10th Feb 20117 answers, last by sallabananas 08:01 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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trt

Irish Joke.....

Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London . Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each,...
15:26 Thu 10th Feb 20113 answers, last by wildwood 07:42 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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ELVIS68

Tax Dodger.............

The Government claimed a small Cumbrian farmer was not paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent out to investigate him. Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay...
23:36 Thu 10th Feb 20114 answers, last by wildwood 07:38 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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Jemisa

Chicken Surprise...

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of...
00:25 Fri 11th Feb 20119 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:22 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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Jemisa

Promiscuous man

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous but does not use a condom during the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States he wakes one morning to find his penis covered...
00:38 Fri 11th Feb 20114 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:26 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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sara3

you think there's a god? really??

okay religious people, can you explain to me why your God lets such bad things happen, please? I am bemused. apart from what we hear/see on the news, I had a terrible childhood, I've grown up and seen...
22:51 Thu 10th Feb 2011153 answers, last by divebuddy 01:12 Fri 06th Mar 2015
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CailinDeas

Another Irish Joke!!

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network...
23:05 Wed 09th Feb 20119 answers, last by ummmm 02:51 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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flobadob

Bible contradictions.

I came across this bible contradiction chart but I'm not too sure how to check out what it means. Can anyone give a couple of examples from using the link, thanks....
22:44 Tue 08th Feb 201130 answers, last by jomifl 15:21 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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daftgrandad

Lady Of The Night

A "lady of the night" was in hospital,to have an operation for a womans problem. On being prepared for same, she insisted on not being shaved down below. "I will sue if this...
16:49 Wed 09th Feb 20112 answers, last by wildwood 20:23 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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Jemisa

Romantic Gesture

Romantic Gesture My wife told me to be more romantic And to book a table for Valentines Day When we arrived at the snooker hall I can tell you there was all hell to pay...
16:22 Wed 09th Feb 20115 answers, last by squarebear 00:09 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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joko

generosity...

i have just seen an episode of dickinson deal, where david unexpectedly put in an extra £20 of his own money, out of the blue, because the old lady was trying to get money to repair her boiler...
16:51 Wed 09th Feb 201110 answers, last by wildwood 20:05 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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nelios1

creatures

who said"have I won a prize"
18:12 Wed 09th Feb 201115 answers, last by wildwood 19:55 Wed 09th Feb 2011

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