My four year old male budgie has developed a breathing infection. The vet has prescribed 0.1ml Baytril twice daily by mouth and 0.25ml Flagyl once daily by mouth. The first time I gave him the Baytril...
my mate has a goldfish.... it just does what goldfish do.....which isnt much ....but i noticed the other day that when my mate comes into the room where the fish is and talks the fish gets excited (by...
Today i have passed my theory test. 48/50 and 62/75 (HP test). Now i will be working at my driving. I know how to drive a car. It is about confidence in the road but at the moment i dont have a car,...
A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some orange juicet and coffee?'?? He declines.. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this...
I presume that due to the fact that they are still making a daily appearance in my Inbox, there must be some souls who still fall for these lame 'you have won/inherited a fortune but I was unable to...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to...
A Vicar stayed in a hotel for the night and told the receptionist; "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled..." To which she bluntly replied; "No its normal porn you sick...
I have a spurious payment on my paypal account. I am trying to sort it out but cannot get into paypal. I keep getting a "security page" which says I have been chosen randomly for security...
Following Natas liah's thread below why do people like that only criticise, attack and insult Christians and Christianity? The three main religions worship the same single god but under different...
but does this YouTube video go too far? YT are often careful about what gets posted but maybe they let this one slide due to the context. NOT WORK OR CHILD SAFE. If you cant put up with the music, I'm...
How do we know the following : The shape of the MW The size of the MW ( By the way I didn't know that there are galaxies orbiting the MW - you learn something new every day - courtesy of the Discovery...
Three Irishmen were working on a high-rise building project - Paddy, Mick and Dec. Dec falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Mick says, 'Someone should go and tell...
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. 'How do they feel?' asks the sales clerk. 'Well they feel a bit tight,' replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look...
Bernard Matthews (bless his soul) went to the Archbishop of Canterbury. Hey Bish, I've got a bootiful deal for you. I'm prepared to offer the CofE £10 million. There is a condition though, I...
A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "are you allergic to anything?" He replies "yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked...
Bill and Pamela were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage...