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A father was concerned that his daughter hadn't revealed her heart condition to his future son-in-law. The first chance he had for a private chat, he asked his son-in-law to be, “Michael, are...

Groupie

Dirty Joke!

I was stood in the chemist and i said to the lady behind the counter. "Do you have anything that will clear up diarrhea?" "We have some Imodium plus, if that's what you mean" She...

condor66

how long are dogs in season

My 8 months old jackahaua has her first season, how long do they usually last?

rojash

Supermarkets agree to stock Christian-themed Easter eggs

http://www.guardian.c.../christian-easter-egg Don't you get fed up with Christians trying to take over our pagan festivals?...

Backdrifter

Do we know WHERE life began on Earth?

We know there are theories about HOW life began but has there ever been any attempt to work out where? So that we can say, just behind that palm tree, or under that Tesco's parking space, or next to...

andypandy

Chickens

could anyone tell me why my why my black rock hens keep plucking all their feathers out? They have a huge area to roam free with lots of greenery to scratch at, they are well fed with all the right...

cjpfisheries

can i get "bumped up" a class?

Hi there, are there any well travelled people out there that can tell me if it is possible to get "bumped up" a class with air new zealand, and if so what do I have to do?

CailinDeas

A BLOND JOKE!!

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they...

marval

School bus

There was this man who just got a new job as a school bus driver for the local primary school children. He thought it would be nice to paint the school bus with characters from Sesame Street. So, he...

Greedyfly

Cat Spray

My cat has been neutered and I have never known him spray before. There has been another cat trying our cat flap and stealing my kitties food recently. I have just come home and my house stinks of cat...

alavahalf

18 year old female lodger...

A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath,although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in...

david51058

Cyber bullying

I don't understand why cyber bullying can have such a devestating effect on people. Surely if someone is being nasty to you online, you simply block them so you dont have any contact with them and...

david51058

No representation without taxation

Don't you think it is unfair that in local elections, people who don't contribute to the council tax, still have a say how the money is spent? It's obvious if you pay nothing you are going to vote for...

Coldicote

Love of money .....

....... is the root of all evil. This quotation from the Bible (Timothy) sums up the culture of most if not all parts of the world. We don't seem to know a way of life that doesn't depend on lending...

tiggerblue10

Some good news

http://news.uk.msn.co...-documentid=156139453...

daginge

Tetra varieties

Can anyone identify this variety of Tetra please? Bright orange with red eyes and fins and lateral line, looks a bit vampire-ish to be honest! TIA...

Jemisa

Falling Over!

Did you hear about the bloke who was in a bar about as drunk as its possibleto get? A group of other blokes notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand...

marval

Beep beep

A man took his young son to the bank with him to transact some business. Since it was lunchtime, there were a lot of people waiting their turn in the queues. They took their place in line directly...

flobadob

sandyroe

What is heaven?

Booldawg

Parental spirits

Without turning this into a 'are ghosts real thread' has anyone witnessed the below phenonenem? I've often heard of people saying after their mum/dad has passed away, soon after they get a breif visit...

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