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A Drunk man

who smelled like beer sat down on a seat at the bus-stop next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his...

sandyRoe

"Your efforts in the missionary position have not gone unnoticed..."

This morning, in the moments between sleep and wakening, I think I may have seen an apparition. I believe it was St Brigid, the rightful patron saint of Ireland. She was a sturdy, ruddy faced, woman...

rov1100

Savants with exceptional brain power

http://www.neatorama....savants-in-the-world/ If they possess such amazing brain power why has evolution denied the general population of such a gift?...

Hopkirk

Broadband speed

My broadband speed is getting worse and worse. It used to be quite good. Might it improve if I changed provider, but still get it through the same BT landline?...

flobadob

Do you think you'll die naturally?

Or cosmically?

wiggal

I am now the proud owner of...

4 ickle Axolotls! They are si cute and lovely (although not everyone may agree!). They are soon to be bigger Axolotls but they have plenty of room for growing in the very lovely tank we have set them...

wildwood

hypocrisy

In my younger days when I was forced to go to church the only redeeming intervals were when we sang hymns and I let rip with full gusto, no doubt much to the annoyance of the 9 or 10 rows nearest to...

hopalong

Start button

My start button on Windows is missing, how do I get it back

fairyrak

why do I have a strange accent?

why do me and my father have a strange accent that we can't change? it isn't from any country,we always have lived here in South America, we speak Spanish here but not like anyone known from here or...

annadomino

This sounds totally ridiculous..

my daughter's neighbour told her he has SAS binos that can see through walls. Yes I know it sounds ridiculous, but I cant stop worrying that there is such a thing, neither can she. Common sense says,...

originalang

Moulting Budgie

Just wondering whether budgies have times when they moult more than usual. We have had Neville for just under a year, just recently he seems to be losing a lot of feathers, he doesnt appear to have...

carrust

Chocolate....

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm...

dickythecook

Somewhere in Wales

3 lads are walking through some fields and they see a ewe caught up in some brambles unable to free itself' The first lad says "I wish that was Kylie, I'd show her a good time!" The second...

Jemisa

The blonde & the Lord...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started...

marval

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a...

sandyRoe

What have you given up for 40 days of Lent?

I live such a frugal and abstemious life already that I can't really see anything to give up. So, I've dusted down my hair shirt and I'll wear it for the next 40 days.

joko

Free email forwarding software...

does anyone know of one that will woprk with yahoo, hotmail etc? you have to upgrade to plus versions and pay a subscription with yahoo and hotmails own version thanks...

starone

Wine versus water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In...

starone

The answers a golfer gets from his caddy

The answers a golfer does not like to hear #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: =Think you can keep your head down that long?" #9 Golfer: "I'd give...

G2C2C

How can I divide a jpeg into 4 quarters?

I have a jpeg image which I want to divide and quarter into 4 seperate jpegs of the same size. Is there a way to do this so that it is exact? I can do it in Edit and by cropping the image each time in...

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