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Has Anyone Here Ever Made Up Their Own Joke?

I was reading through the jokes here and this had me thinking that they all had to have came from a source like you or i so have you or anyone you know ever made up a joke and if you have let's hear...

ferret69

Square Meters

I want to replace my carpet with a wooden floor, my room is 22ft x 12ft so what is that in square meters ? I'm trying to work out how many packs I'll need.

FredPuli43

Latest Poll Means What?

Tories 36% Labour 36% UKIP 7%.(Haven't got Lib Dems) [Sky News] If you were Labour's campaign manager, would you be worried? Why is Labour not doing better? My opinion is that the leader doesn't come...

sandyRoe

If You Found Yourself On A Clip Like This Would It Change Your Drinking Habits?

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/embarrassing-drunken-walks/2tbllihu...

SawFish

My Ipod Isn't Working.

If this stupid thing doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the nearest river. It can either sync or swim....

wildwood

Bill Has Gone And Done It Again...

Hope this is allowed. Not a Q, but my sentiment exactly. Please feel free to abuse me if you like.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They're standing on the corner and they can't...

SawFish

I Have A Rare Sleeping Disorder.

I'm usually tired all day because, I can't sleep at night, and at night when I'm up; I have an irresistible urge to eat for some unknown reason. At first I thought it was just because I'm fat that I...

237SJ

Discharging Someone From A&e

What happens when someone gets discharged from A&E and they are vulnerable? Does the hospital have any responsibility? Last night I was in A&E after slicing through my finger with a knife. There was a...

fat fred

Police World

restores to a normal position

josaphine32

Vegetarians........quorn

Daughter wanted to buy quorn chicken nuggets, I have just tried one, it was quite nice, but if you are a vegetarian, why would you want to eat something that tasted just like chicken but not, when I...

Jeza

If You're A $Issed Of With The.....

TV progs as I am. Then try this game. Let me warn you though, it is addictive. http://www.flash-games.net/online/3450/crumble-blocks.html...

LoftyLottie

Deaths On Brecon Beacons

This has really upset and worried me. I know they have to face terrible conditions in Afghanistan, etc., but surely there should have been more supervision and observation on a training exercise. What...

maggie01

Air Con Not Working In Ford Fiesta

I haven't used it for some time and forgot you are supposed to run it regularly..Well nw there is no cold air coming from it. I don't think I am alone in not realizing that a car service does not...

Hopkirk

Surprise Surprise

A couple of these top athletes have been found out. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/athletics/23307913 How many more will there be?...

RATTER15

Well What A Week!!

Busiest week of my life. We are now living in dreamland and loving every miniute :-) I will sort some pictures to put on here, we have only just got internet and phone etc. No internet on PC yet just...

tonyav

I Also Like These.

http://photos.uk.msn.com/slideshow/photos/world-bodypainting-festival/2xxpp556#1...

tomcreany

The Study Of The Structure Of Wood(8)

Irish Mail on Sunday 15d (8) x_l_l_g_ the study of the structure of wood...

whurules

First Test

unlucky lads moral victory ,take off the 28 runs that the cheat broad got after he was out and that would be the first win

boingboing

Google Access On My Laptop

Hi, I no longer seem to be able to access Google on my laptop. When I click on it I get the homepage for a few seconds then I get the usual "cannot connect to the internet" page for a second and I am...

ToraToraTora

I Need Your Help!

MrsTTT wants to borrow my car it's 5 metres long hers is 3.5 metres long. She cannot go round a corner without hitting the kerb in her car, she cannot comprehend how I even get my car in the drive. We...

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