A couple went Christmas shopping with their three young children in tow. After hours of traipsing around toyshops and hearing their kids ask for every item on the shelves, they were totally fed-up....
(Or a dad for that matter...) Loving every minute.... Never understood why my own father had tears in his eyes when presented with a new grandchild (13 in total) Now I do. :-) Just wished mum could...
I have just watched a few of her latest - think it is called Justice Judy or something like that but I am not enjoying it as much as her oldies. Why does she need the two ladies either side of her -...
It seems, after getting two kittens who are now 16 weeks old, and hyperactive lunatics!(I love them really lol), that a Xmas tree is not going to be happening this year. :( : ( we always always have a...
It's always hit and miss as to whether we will get some decent films on over Christmas but personally I am hoping for the following: Mary Poppins (I note that it's on this afternoon but I'll be...
Phonecall from insulation people re loft insulation. Had this call so many times. Told him nothing wrong with our loft insulation. Asked him to remove our number from his list. He said no, no, no. I...
Is Jeremy Clarkson really as lacking in General Knowledge as he makes out.Christine Ohorugu asked him what a “Ruby” was.He said correctly it was Ruby Murray which rhymes with curry but I have no idea...
I found it really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend.
Every time I told her I couldn't see her any more, she moved a bit closer and said, "How about now, is that any better?"...
With the almost total embargo on gestures of affection brought upon society by militant misandrists, it occurred to me this morning that I should possibly become "outraged" when addressed as "luv" by...
Don’t know the exact name of the channel, but today’s equivalent of the old QVC shopping channel. Still the same tho - watching some poor devil trying to look incredibly excited whilst demonstrating...
(and this should be in TV) but there is a programme on called Big Little Builds and I cannot bear to watch it because I can't stand watching the presenters mouth! I'm the same with that Charlie Luxton...
Not too bad for me this week, I feel: A middling FOUR out of seven on the adult quiz: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-59247789 An equally middling THREE out of five on the junior one:...
Is wearing a poppy an example of Virtue Signalling ?
I heard it described as such today. Personally I believe it to be a sign of respect to our Armed Forces. Lest we forget....
I was sitting next to an elderly ecclesiastical gentleman on a plane recently who was doing a crossword, after a long pause in his labour he turned to me and said, "Can you think of a four letter word...
What sort of decision is this?Norwich get their first win of the season and then a few hours after sack the manager.If they had sacked him after the run of defeats I could have understood it but now...
