I asked my young nephew if he had seen Santa deliver his Christmas presents early this morning. He replied ‘No, it was too dark, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toe on the foot of my...
All that Money generated by fans and their alleged ill gotten gains and still fluff up a 16 team draw for the Champions league Knockout stage. I think their 'fixing it' plans went a bit awry...
I find it very sad that they can't sing along to carols and hymns. I still remember them all from morning assemblies at school. Of course they haven't done this for a long time, even though we are a...
Ok, so it’s been a weird year anyway, but as it stands Youngsmow is meant to be coming here Xmas eve, then all 3 of us going to the in-laws for Xmas day lunch & evening. (They really want us to stay...
Did you know, last month we lost an £100million F35B Lightning fighter jet? It crashed into the Mediterranean after tumbling off the edge of HMS Queen Elizabeth's flight deck. The pilot ejected and...
Questions are a description of the saying not it’s meaning: 1. Gymnastics competitor? (4,4,9) 2. Sees the joke late (2,3,6,4,6,7) 3. Lack of the black stuff ruins effort (5,3,4,3,1,7,2,3) 4. Canine...
You should be able to beat me easily in the main quiz this week! Just a paltry TWO out of seven for me: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-59494304 There are some easy questions in the junior quiz this...
A woman discovered her husband in agony on the bedroom floor! After being rushed to hospital the doctors were shocked to find 23 plastic toy horses inserted into his rear regions! When asked how he...
A Yorkshire farmer comes down off the hills to the vet in the village. Nah then , vetinry" he says "Ah wants thee to neuter me cat". "Oh" says the vet "Is it a Tom?" "No yer daft ***, it's here,...
Why did Alexander Armstrong not go with £64,000?Because £32,000 had been agreed beforehand.I know I was on about this last week but it’s just so obvious....
A lousy start for me in the adult quiz this week, getting the first three wrong. However everything went very smoothly after that, giving me a ‘middling’ score of FOUR out of seven:...
