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Toilet Seat!

Toilet seat has been stollen from the police station The police have nothing to go on...

Something I've been thinking about after someone was talking about hen parties on the television this morning. I have never been to a hen party although I have been invited. The thought of being with...

barry1010

Countdown

Keith Allen seems to resent being on the show, he comes across as a tetchy misery guts. Roll on Monday, hope next week’s guest is a bit chirpier...

davebro

I'm Sorry To Say

that have done my weekend shop at Aldi today there we NO shortages. All the shelves were fully stocked. (with apologies the Gulliver)...

MargoTester

Who Do You Think You Are

Did anyone else watch this last night. Quite a fascinating journey back through time with Josh Widdicombe tracing his family tree and revealing major connections with royalty right back to his 23...

SIRandyraven

Tumble Dryer On Last Legs

Our tumble dryer is now 17 years old and seems to be taking longer to dry cloths. The laundry is always piping hot and almost too hot to touch when removing from machine. Yet it seems to take longer...

ToraToraTora

Apparently It's National Comming Out Day? Perlease!

Just had my obligatory work email on the subject....

Chipchopper

Early Starter

I've had breakfasts all over the world, but French breakfasts seem a little stingy, as they only serve one egg. I asked a French waiter, why this is so, and he told me: "In France one egg is un ouef"...

barry1010

Rosie Jones

I like her, she can be very funny at times but I have to mute the tv and put the subtitles on whenever she is on, and she does seem to be on a lot lately. The pitch of her voice gives me a thumping...

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 41

A good start for me this week, with SIX out of seven in the adult quiz: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-58828339.amp . . . but then just a middling THREE out of five for me in the junior quiz:...

Rondy

Commentator's Slip Ups

SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS (Some old but still funny) 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch...

Smowball

Random Movie Lines That Fans Would Know Instantly!

Just one line and a fan would know the film! I’ll start! ‘Houston, we have a problem…….’ Carry on…….!...

evadora

Extinct Jobs

When I was younger I worked as a bus Conductress for London Transport at South Croydon Bus Garage on the 68 bus from South Croydon to Chalk Farm in North London. Then the one man operator buses came...

sandyRoe

The N Ireland Government Is Giving Each Adult A £100 Voucher..

...in order to help kick start the economy. It has to be spent in local shops. Anything similiar in the rest of the UK?...

naomi24

Trial Of 96 Year Old Former Nazi Secretary

A former secretary at a Nazi concentration camp has been captured after trying to flee before her trial in northern Germany. Irmgard Furchner, 96, charged with complicity in 11,000 murders, fled her...

maggiebee

Breaking News!

Worrying news breaking that, as a result of the fuel shortage, some mums have had to leave the 5.0 litre diesel 4 x 4 at home and walk up to a full five minutes to collect the kids from the school....