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Did you know that the PENGUIN chocolate biscuit is actually just a Bourbon biscuit dipped in chocolate!??

1. My floor tiles have arrived and they're beautiful. 2. My mother is coming to visit later and we're going out for a meal 3. We're going to see Riverdance and Genesis in September and have booked a...

Dagman

Movie Or Tv Errors

Bit of fun.. Has anyone spotted any daft errors or silly deliberate things in movies or tv eg, in the movie Taken when Liam Neesons character gives his famous speech to his daughter's abductor, the...

jennyjoan

Homebase/Dunelm And Others

Am just in from the above and the unbelievable apathy from the assistants is diabolical. In Dunelm a large queue had formed and one assistant on till, other two others a$sing up and down behind her -...

Caran

It's Sod's Law,

Had U3A committee meeting here today. So yesterday was a big clean up session. OH was doing the hoovering, only going for five minutes, Hoover stopped. He fiddled with it, changed the fuse and still...

Canary42

At The Hair Salon

A gorgeous-looking woman went to the hair salon one day. As she was waiting for her turn she saw a really good looking man sitting quietly in the salon. She got up and moved over to sit down next to...

LeonBlank1995

Julian Baptiste.

I never saw "The Missing" only Baptiste. Two questions please. 1. Was he a bent copper? 2. Why does he have a limp?...

Bobbisox1

Prince Andrew (Enough Said)

https://news.sky.com/story/prince-andrew-us-lawsuit-accuses-royal-of-sexually-abusing-virginia-giuffre-12377669 I’ve read the transcript but I’m not sure how anyone could be ‘forced’ to have sex at 17...

jno

Anti-Vaxxers Storm Where Beeb News Used To Be

good grief, is this the UK equivalent of the attack on Congress? I had hoped Brits had more sense....

Rondy

Job Interview

Shaun and Patrick applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test...

ToraToraTora

Latest Poll Shows Scots Would Vote To Remain In The U K....

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1474014/scottish-independence-poll-nicola-sturgeon-snp-news-boris-johnson ...The wee 'un won't be happy!...

roadman

Omelette Ingredients That Don't Need The Fridge

please Think camping with no fridge or my mates leccie goes off lool...

Ken4155

What A Load Of Nonsense

T'was Christmas day in the workhouse The snow was raining fast A bare-footed boy with clogs on Went slowly, whizzing past He went round a straight crooked corner To see a dead donkey die He pulled out...

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 32

Unspectacular, but still not too bad, for me in the adult quiz this week, I think. I managed FOUR out of seven. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-58068880 I was rather more successful (percentage-wise,...

Chipchopper

Up Grade

I traded my old vacuum in for one of those 'all singing all dancing', robotic ones, well it was only just sitting there collecting dust.

William51

Major Historical Events.

At work i had a book nearby i had been reading, about the battle of Trafalgar. A young man in the office asked if Trafalgar is in America and i was shocked. Am i expecting too much to expect the young...

ToraToraTora

How Ignorant Can You Get?

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1472589/Ranvir-Singh-good-morning-Britain-queen-elizabeth-royal-gmb-viewers-disgusted-news-latest HM has given a life of devoted service to this nation. More...

maggiebee

Bojo

BoJo's visit to Scotland. Is he running scared? - Perhaps scared that Nicola will show him up for the buffoon he is. "The prime minister was expected to meet police officers and visit renewable energy...

LeonBlank1995

Cold Baked Beans

I ate some cold baked beans direct from the tin (Heinze of course). The act was done with relative politeness and not in public. However, the person I was with virtually gagged and said it was the...