BiddyGrotto

[Robinia]

It seems we're not getting any changes on AB 'til after xmas so I've set up a grotto for us. Sorry it's a bit like a scene from Great Expectations but I've sprayed a few cobwebs silver & blown the dust off me doileys so please come in & sit down.
What do all the biddies/grumps want to find in their wrinkly stockings this year then? Do you like all this festivity or will you be the grumpy gran/grandpa from hell this year?
Please feel free to take a present out of the bran tub as you leave by the way. Contents may be unidentifiable....oops sorry...be varied.

[netibiza]

Wow Robinia that's a bit generous of us - he'll still not aim right - they never do.

[VINNY100_2]

That's a bit bog-standard...methinks your taking the pee!....Ive restocked the lav for you biddys..

here that should last at least a day..He..He..(:)

could we swap the ladslav for this one..

here I could type and spend a penny at the same time..!

[netibiza]

Umm Vinny dear - I don't think you should sit down to pee - I think you should have learned by now. Ah bless, let neti teach you - come 'ere.

[Robinia]

Gasp!!!!!! .............oops so sorry you two ......... I had erm, no idea.....I'll come back later......much later.....

mumbling with embarrassment......tut....and over the bran tub too......

[VINNY100_2]

Um..nobody evers tells me anything..no wonder i get funny looks when i sit in the urinal down the pub...( :~)

[Robinia]

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Visitors are advised to knock before entering the Grotto

(non of us are trained in CPR - we only know how to slap a bit o' butter on bruises )

[woofgang]

neti did you have to use the sugar tongs??

[netibiza]

tweezers!!!!!

[woofgang]

laughed so much I had a coughing fit, good job I've kept up with the old pelvic floors!!

Ooooh poor Vinny though, his secret is out

[VINNY100_2]

Thanks for taking me in hand netti...am i supposed to pee on the ceiling..!Yeah...but...um....Netti's hands were cold....and..well..now you know why i sit down...

or it might be netti's eyes...(:)

test

[netibiza]

Nowt wrong with my eyes you young whippersnapper. Sorry the hands were so rough and gnarled.

[Robinia]

hahahaha.......oh neti.....are the Tena's still in the bran tub?...

Ne'er mind Vinny your secret's safe...Biddies never gossip, oooh nooo, never....

[gessoo]

Looks like our Grotto is being closed tomorrow!!

Notice of Closure

What are we going to do? I hope the decision wasn't based on the antics taking place between Vinny and Naughty Netti!!!!!

I really on the BiddyGrotto to get me through each day.

[gessoo]

Oooh, just realised that we are located in Suggestions and not in CB. Relief.

By the way I meant 'rely' not 'really'.

Hi, ho, hi ho as back to work I go .................

[netibiza]

It was probably due to that nonsense when someone posted a pic of Jan_bug on a porn site (allegedly) I say that to clear myself. Why can't others behave themselves - hope we will still be allowed to gossip in Gossipbank oops I mean Biddybank. We mean no harm.

[Robinia]

Pleeeeaaaase Ed if you are reading this let us stay in the Grotto....on knees & begging, very difficult for arthritic Biddy......we've never had a fight....sshh neti or I'll sit on your best hat.....And we promise not to let any of the naughty young 'uns in - we'll have a Password like I do for the Gas man ...ahem....

Yours Hopefully,

Robinia & Biddies xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Bottle of Remy Martin?........Champagne?........my best Liberty Bodice????

[Robinia]

Quick... somebody fetch the leccy man down off the roof & get him to put up an electric fence around the Grotto - it's BiddyBarricades time!!!!!

[Robinia]

IT'S OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh heck I've gawn all dizzy!

I'd only read Ed's notice in CB - the one in Suggestions says we won't be evicted! Yay - THANK YOU ED

I love you all - (even Vinny - you can post all my pics Vinny I don't care, in fact I'm sending you some more in a plain brown envelope) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

SO sorry for the embarrassing show of emotion - I'll be back to my normal reserved self after a toddy or two.

[netibiza]

But we have to keep the Biddygrotto a secret- shhh don't want the hoards gatecrashing as the floor would never hold all their weight. Thank you dear Ed for saving us. Can you imagine what it would like living on this medi terraen island without Biddygrotto it would be hell. Just wouldn't be able to take it. I'd have to talk to my hubby!!!! yikes!

[netibiza]

Just been wandering through my house and have found a strange unused room - asked hubby what it was - he said it's a kitchen - well I never - I've heard of 'em. Has anyone else out there got one and if so do you know what it's for???