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Ravi.Ramdas | 17:11 Tue 19th Oct 2004 | Body & Soul
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I have been in engerland for 10 months and I come from the france tunnel in the bus container. my friend pay me money for work in his food shop. i see on tv news i am not allowed to here live. tell me what i to do please. me not want to go back.
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i not want to go back

if you stand on the right track you should end up at waterloo where someone will come along to clear you up. You wont be going back and you wont be staying here, everyone wins
I get the feeling this is a wind-up, and I'm obviously not the only one. If it isn't, Ravi, you need to get down to your nearest immigration office sharpish!

Ravi.Ramdas - Donkey seems to have assumed this is not a genuine question, which is why he/she replied in that unneccesary manner. If this is a genuine question then we cannot really help you, you will not be able to stay here unless you make a claim for asylum - if you do make a claim it is highly unlikely that you wil be offered any financial support because of the delay in claiming. You friend is breaking the law in employing you, and you will be in serious difficulties if you become sick or injured. You are in a very difficult situation and need specialist help.

If this is not a genuine question then I suggest you go and play your games elsewhere and leave this site for genuine users.

 

ok then kags just incase this isn't a wind up and somehow this illegal immigrant decided to log on to the answerbank to ask this question here is my answer ..Ravi. If you get your self down the immigration office, you will be dealt like everyone else, Don't tell them how long you have been here , claim you have had a terrible life and this was the closest country to come to. we will give you a house and all the benefits you need from my tax
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will it help me that i drive motorbikes. i am very good to deliver pizzas. my friends food shop is called dominos pizza in guildford. he pay me �10 every day. how will i get house?
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you don't need a job infact your better off not having one, more benefits and all that, You do seem to be doing ok though what with your internet access for the whole day and you have a motorbike license, you aint doing to bad for and illegal on �10 a day

I havn't laughed this much in ages!!!  Donkey!!! LOL!

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what is licence? my friend let me use of his computer to ask question about how to stay here
So your friend hires you knowing your an illegal pays you �10 a day and then lets you use his computer to tell everyone on the internet that you are illegal he pays you �10 and you work in dominos pizza in Guildford for him... Your mates not the sharpest tool in the box is he. without offending anyone I can see why your mate works in dominos.

LMAO Donkey!!!  Cheered me up on a dreary afternoon.

 

I somehow think this thread will be removed shortly, but I have to say I do like your SoH.!

Whats so funny about donkeys answer? Ive read it loads of times and cant see any mention of drugs, kids or rape. Some of the other posts have been loads better. You people have no sense of humour. Its like watching Have I Got News For You with the sound turned off

I think some of you have quite a bit of underlying predudice about you.

Ravi, Listen to the sensible answers like Kag's - Get yourself down the imigration office.

 

There are quite a few jokers on this site so be careful

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thank you ahmed, very much

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