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[natalie_1982]

What's everyone's favourit joke?

[georgit79]

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

 

A megasorearse...it's not my favourite per se, it's just the only one I can ever remember!

 

Did I make you laugh, cardboard?

[spamflag]

"What do you call a gay dinosaur?" Er, Barney?!

[natalie_1982]

I knew that joke as being what do you call a curry eating dinosaur? A megasorearse. Made me smile :)

[georgit79]

Any more jokes that aren't about dinosaurs?! Seriously, I'm all out! That one pi$$ poor joke is the only one I ever remember..

[natalie_1982]

Stevie Wonder has just finished a sell-out concert in Japan and after the applause has died down he asks the crowd if there's anything they'd like him to play. This little Japanese fella at the front is jumping up and down, shouting and waving his arms like a madman and Stevie asks him what he'd like him to play. The Jap shouts "Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord" so Stevie belts out a 2 minute solo in F minor on his piano and the crowd are in raptures. "No, No" he shouts "play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord". A little bit bemused Stevie does a 3 minute impromptu in A major and gets the crowd rocking. The little fella shouts "No, No, I want you to play a jazz chord". Stevie gives in and says "how does that go then?" To which he replies..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (I'm so sorry about this !) {in your best Japanese accent} "A jazz chord to say I ruv you!"

[natalie_1982]

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, if they divorced they haven't got the house.

[crafty]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A FSH........
What do you call a man between two buildings?
ALLEY
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
DUG
What screams and plays the piano?
STEVIE WONDER ANSWERING THE IRON.......

[natalie_1982]

What does a blonde do every morning? Walk home.

[georgit79]

natalie that Stevie Wonder one is brilliant- just had to forward it round the office.

[natalie_1982]

Someone sent it to me last week, I think it's funny but don't want to offend peoples!

[cardboard]

These are canny funny, considering most of the jokes I know would get me booted straight away.

[spamflag]

What do you call a woman with two fannies? Mrs. Neville

[cardboard]

two nuns in a bath. one says "where's the soap?" the other says, "yes, it does doesnt it?"

[natalie_1982]

cardboard..... I don't get it.

[cardboard]

two donkeys in a boat. one says "Eee Orr". The other says "Nah, yee oar"

[cardboard]

sorry natalie, you can never explain a joke. Its just not funny if you do. And that ones not the best anyway...

[9087]

natalie_1982 'wears' the soap. Two nuns riding a bike home down a cobbled street - one says " I've never come this way before?"

[georgit79]

the donkey one is class! And I don't get the nuns in the bath either, or the Mrs Neville one for that matter! spamflag?

[natalie_1982]

A man walking through the jungle found a dead giant with a pygmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?". The pygmy said "Yes." The hunter asked "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?" Said the pygmy: "I killed it with my club." The astonished hunter asked: "How big is your club?" The pygmy replied: "There's about 60 of us."

[natalie_1982]

Georgit, Mrs Neville gave birth to Gary and Phil