A Last Desperate Chance To Save The...
Society & Culture1 min ago
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.A piece of grey tarmac was talking to his brown coloured tarmac mate in the pub.
" I am well hard he says I have thousands of cars on my back all day long 24/7!"
" Nah" says the brown tarmac " I am they call me the hard shoulder and people feel safer on me!"
That moment a green piece of tarmac walks into the bar, and both the grey and brown tarmac run off and hide. After a quick drink the green piece of tarmac leaves and the other two come out.
Barman " Thought you two said you were hard!"
Grey tarmac " we are but that guy's a cyce-path!"
Poor I know!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, thegirl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the chemist to get some condoms. The chemist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the till, the chemist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you tomeet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say graceand bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a chemist."
Rubbish? Yes. Sorry!
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