Ouch, never ever again!! I would rather give birth a 100 x than go through that again! I shrieked, I screamed, I swore, she went to places that no man has ever been!!
But I will be a very smooth corpse, even though the rest of the bod is wrinkly!
Poor hija has just called to say the hostel is full of bedbugs, she is itching all over, they have moved her to another room and also one of her friends, but they are leaving at the end of the week! She is not having a good time! but she loves London and loves walking through to the night bus the thought of which frits me summat orful!!