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ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only... ...
A shop assistant fought off armed robber with his labeling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head
Pioneering plastic surgeons have restored a man's severed ear, using material from a pigs ear. After surgery, the man's hearing was near perfect, although he said there was some crackling.
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The... ...
A quack head. 🤣 And a teacher who never breaks wind in public? A private tooter.😂 Saw them both on FB and thought I'd share.
April Fools Day has been cancelled this year, because no prank is greater than the joke that is running this country right now.
Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon.
I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.
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Two artists had an art... ...
I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.
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Two artists had an art... ...
I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!"
"What a weirdo," I thought.
Anyway we all started to clap... ...
"What a weirdo," I thought.
Anyway we all started to clap... ...
I recently asked Google "who was the waiter at the last supper". It said server not found.
Apple have said although their profits are down, their turnover is still good.
I went to a fancy dress party the other day and there was some guy dressed as a Phillips screwdriver. I can tell you the outfit turned a few heads
I grew up with Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now there’s no jobs, no cash, and no hope. Please don’t let anything happen to Kevin Bacon.
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he... ...
What a sad day the first woman to ever have a Swiss breakfast has died. She was dragged under by a strong currant
Against all advice I have started my own company.
‘Dave’s rubbish removals’.
A removal company, but we’re not very good at it. ___ I went to the hairdressers and said I wanted my haircut like Tom... ...
‘Dave’s rubbish removals’.
A removal company, but we’re not very good at it. ___ I went to the hairdressers and said I wanted my haircut like Tom... ...
What a sad day the first woman to ever have an English breakfast has died
R I P Megan Bacon
R I P Megan Bacon
Did you know it takes 3 sheep to make 1 jumper. That's amazing I didn't know they could knit!
I would put a tenner on the Dalai Lama, if I was a Tibetan man...
I tried to walk like an Egyptian, and now, I need to see a Cairo practor!
This little woman was only 3ft 6 ins tall. She goes to the doctors and says to him “Doctor, this is a bit embarrassing but I keep getting a sore fa**y.”
“When does this happen?” asks the doctor....
“When does this happen?” asks the doctor....
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