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I am fed up people complaining about the cost of food, the cost of drink and how much it costs to park. I told them if they don't like it then don't come to my house
Why did Gulliver's rabbits go on strike this Easter? They wanted better celery..
Son: "Daddy, Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician." Dad: "Well, you're going to have to make your mind up, you can't do both."
Two of my best friends are named William Hill...
What are the odds of that?
What are the odds of that?
Patient; "Doctor, doctor, i can't say my 'fs' or my 'ts'." Doctor; "Well you can't say fairer than that then." Q; What's ET short for? A; Becasuse he only has little legs. I once went... ...
..to cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Tell them you can't come today.
I used to work in a Russian napkin factory. I was part of the serviette union.
Gone to Specsavers https:/
Megalomaniac And Gaga Also
A woman walks into a very crowded bar, and raising her arm to expose a hairy arm pit, she shouts 'Whose going to buy a lady a drink'. Everybody walked away and turned their heads. A drunk at the end... ...
Joke circulating in Germany: What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico
I managed to resuscitate a clown the other day. He’s now on laugh support
A man walks into a bar and slumps on the bar stool. He says to the barman 'Give me six double brandies' The barman raises an eyebrow and says 'That's a lot of booze. Had a rough day?' The man sighs... ...
I went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I cough, I hear words like knight, bishop, pawn and queen .
He said I had a chess infection.
He said I had a chess infection.
It's strange, but if you scream in a library everyone tells you to shut up, but if you scream on an aeroplane everyone joins in.
The wife's just left me due to my constant name dropping. King Charles warned me this could happen!
Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?" WH: "No but I know exactly where I am"
If you were in a rocketship traveling at the speed of light and you turned the headlights on would they work ?. ðĪŠ
If you were in a rocketship traveling at the speed of light and you turned the headlights on would they work ?. ðĪŠ
Just seen a Dire Straits restaurant advertising, Muffins for nothing, Chips for free.
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