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SEVERE WEATHER WARNING!! The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24 hour supply... ...
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While working at the Rolling Stones bakery, you can't always get what you want. But you do get what you knead.
How do you start a milk pudding race ? Just say-go!
I asked my mate what part of the USA his wife was from.
He replied 'Alaska'...
Well - to be honest I thought he would know!
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Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the... ...
He replied 'Alaska'...
Well - to be honest I thought he would know!
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Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the... ...
Coming soon. Star Wars 12. Luke needs a walker.
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with... ...
Jujitsu - the gentle art of folding clothes when people are still in them.
I saw a vacancy was on offer at a local sandwich makers, so I gave them a call to inquire about the position. They got back to and said "sorry the role has been filled"
These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in
NHS.
1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's... ...
NHS.
1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's... ...
Although I've now gone bald, l still keep the comb I've had for nearly 20 years.
I just can't part with it. ___ I've figured out how to avoid getting parking tickets, I've taken the windscreen wipers... ...
I just can't part with it. ___ I've figured out how to avoid getting parking tickets, I've taken the windscreen wipers... ...
.. did some online grocery shopping that include chickens and eggs. Which will come first?🤔
Kier Starmer was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Labour leader if he... ...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview.The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer... ...
A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean," she... ...
Tom: Humans are so primitive they eat more bananas than monkeys. Harry: I've never eaten a monkey in my life.
I found this on the menu at the local cafe - idemx rilgl.
I asked the waitress 'What is it?'
She said 'Mixed grill' ___ North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, and if it can make it... ...
I asked the waitress 'What is it?'
She said 'Mixed grill' ___ North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, and if it can make it... ...
What do you call someone who delivers Indian Food?. A currier. I stupidly... ...
A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks... ...
It is rumoured that Manchester United Football Club have failed to gain £143 million of sponsorship from a pet food company.
Evidently they couldn't live up to 'Winalot'
Evidently they couldn't live up to 'Winalot'
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