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1ozzy

Now Why Didn't

I think of that🤔 https://ibb.co/HnMWz99 ...
04:35 Thu 21st Nov 20241 answer, last by theshedman 06:56 Thu 21st Nov 2024
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Patsy33

R.i.p. Neighbour..

R.I.P. My neighbour Dave who told his wife he was just popping out for some sewing thread  but spent the full day down the pub. 
Gone but not for cotton!.
19:37 Wed 20th Nov 20241 answer, last by Captain2 19:43 Wed 20th Nov 2024
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Patsy33

Moving House..

My family said they want to move to Wiltshire. I didnt want an argument so I decided to leave them to their own Devizes.....
13:24 Wed 20th Nov 20241 answer, last by Tilly2 13:36 Wed 20th Nov 2024
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Patsy33

A Favour..

I saw this homeless guy living in a tyre. I done him a favour and punctured it... He's now living in a flat.
18:20 Mon 18th Nov 20242 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:59 Wed 20th Nov 2024
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gramps85

Story Of Life

A husband abd wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on her wedding night, and said to... ...
14:36 Sun 17th Nov 20245 answers, last by drmorgans 09:17 Tue 19th Nov 2024
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Rondy

Want Some More?

I Was in a movie today called 'Cling film'
Got a bit irritated when the director said 'You can go home now it's a wrap' ___ BREAKING NEWS:- MAN KILLED BY STEAMROLLER
Police are not sure what happened... ...
11:03 Sun 17th Nov 20243 answers, last by fourteen85 07:38 Tue 19th Nov 2024
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Patsy33

Terms Of Endearment?

When I call the wife "hun" it's not short for honey  it's short for Attila...
11:34 Sat 16th Nov 20241 answer, last by Canary42 18:29 Sat 16th Nov 2024
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Rondy

A Letter (You Know Who)

Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well. You won't recognise the house when you get... ...
14:50 Fri 15th Nov 20242 answers, last by zebo 13:22 Sat 16th Nov 2024

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