Crosswords1 min ago
..to forgive children. https:/
I've just swallowed some letters from my Scrabble set.
Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂 ___ Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?...
Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂 ___ Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?...
What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing." When you die, what part of the body dies last?. The... ...
So a young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained... ...
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"
I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"
He said, "Why?... ...
I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"
He said, "Why?... ...
..Leonardo became a famous painter. https:/
Fire flies have a lousy sex life. https:/
An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...
The weekly meeting of the Russian Assembly was being held and the Chairman said 'The first item on the agenda is to offer condolences to family of Dmitry Andov, who unfortunatley yesterday fell... ...
Hedgehogs visit playgrounds https:/
Pulled a gypsy bird last night. She asked me did I want to go back to hers for a good time...
She wasn't bloody kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!...
She wasn't bloody kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!...
Dogs shouldn't join social media. https:/
News just in….Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths! What are the chances of them all having the same name? ___ I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa the other night and she says to me,... ...
A dwarf was drinking in a bar when a sexy blonde walked up to him and said “I’ve always wanted to have sex with a little person”
The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before,... ...
The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before,... ...
A LOT OF PEOPLE do NOT know what is the actual colour of water.
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Well, if you think about it, the answer is very clear.
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's fully... ...
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Well, if you think about it, the answer is very clear.
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Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's fully... ...
This guy in the pub was telling loads of jokes about Motown singers, and I said to him how many Motown jokes do you know at "least a 100, and that's four tops"
Snails don't play hide and seek https:/
A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner. A local politician and member of the congregation was to give a speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say a few words... ...
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I was invited to a fancy dress party the other day, and decided to go dressed as a screwdriver. It turned a few heads, I must say!
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