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I recently went for a job interview at a sewage farm.
The interview room had no chairs but a couple of stools. ___ I've opened a kitchenware shop in Jamaica selling casserole dishes.
Pyrex of the... ...
The interview room had no chairs but a couple of stools. ___ I've opened a kitchenware shop in Jamaica selling casserole dishes.
Pyrex of the... ...
A dying husband is lying in his hospital bed. He looks at his wife and says, "Our seventh child looks very different to the other six. Please be honest with me, does he have a different father to... ...
90s Iconic Sooty & Sweep puppet gloves for sale. Any offer taken. Just want them off my hands.
A 5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma, how come you don't have a... ...
A list of ten jokes only Scots would understand: 1. A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist. "Govan," she replies. 2. How many Spanish guys does it... ...
With so many televised sporting events cancelled, they are going to screen the World Origami championships. It will be on Paperview.
A guy with no skills and little brains gets a job helping out on a small family farm. On his first morning on the job, the farmer's wife says to him:
"I've got something for you to do. The... ...
"I've got something for you to do. The... ...
If you feel like someone is watching you, you're not alone.
I really feel sorry for Parents these days. You have to be able to explain the birds and the bees ... the bees and the bees ... the birds and the birds ... the birds that used to be bees ... the... ...
I went out with a Prawn once . She wouldn't do anything to help other people She was very Shellfish .
GOODBYE MUM A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the... ...
I've cut down on my drinking. I now have one large dram before bed.
Last night l went to bed 6 times. ___ I got the job of senior director at old MacDonald's farm
I'm now the CiEiO. ___ Me: “Who is the... ...
Last night l went to bed 6 times. ___ I got the job of senior director at old MacDonald's farm
I'm now the CiEiO. ___ Me: “Who is the... ...
I've invented a thought-controlled air freshener. I realise it sounds daft at first but it makes scents if you think about it.
My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating. She's starting to sound like my wife.
Q: Why did the chicken go to the gym ? A: To work on his pecks !
Just so everyone's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.
I got really angry with my car navigation today. I even yelled at it and told it to "go to hell."
Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house. ___ A farmer mate of mine... ...
Twenty minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house. ___ A farmer mate of mine... ...
1. “I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.” – Mark Simmons
I understand how cars work, but aeroplanes are way over my head.
I think my wife's having an affair with my neighbour. He's so miserable lately.
